“Michael, why are you smiling?” Mike Tyson, “Because now I know what I have to do. I'm going to use my fists, to beat the shit out of chupacabra. The only thing I haven't never beaten the shit out of yet.”
IIRC, it wasn't canceled. Mike just had too many commitments to be able to consistently do his voice work. That's my recollection, anyway. I could be wrong. Oh well. At least we got four seasons worth of gold.
I’m a fit, healthy mid 30s dude. Teenagers frighten me, especially when they are in groups lmao. I also look fairly young for my age so they seem to “like”interacting with me. I can never tell if they’re being sarcastic so I try to haul out as fast as possible. They are way too unpredictable lol.
Haha Mike as a kid basically just looks like adult him pretending to be kidlike. I just wouldn't believe it unless there were so many pictures and videos of him at that age haha
Yeah he's a full blown adult mentally but is confined to the body of a small child, which is his entire charm. He seems to embrace it though, so others treating him like a little kid isn't denigrating like it could be.
He’s not a kid but I don’t think it’s fair for people to expect him to act like a normal adult. So much of our mental development is tied to our physical developments -our hormones literally change our behavior through puberty. He’s never gone through the physiological development a regular person goes through so his brain isn’t developed the same way.
I don't know the specifics in this person's case but in general that is not at all how it works for people with various forms of dwarfism. They are fully matured mentally, the issue is usually just with their bone development.
Not sure brain size really works like that, could be wrong. There was a case of that one guy who was born with half a brain without knowing until he was an adult and he was a pretty normal guy with regular brain capacity. That one half just took on the operations of the missing half as well, pretty incredible.
I didn’t know too! So can’t blame Mike here. I wonder if when Mike was doing that thinking why this baby got on the man’s cologne while snuggling him like that
He hangs out with Ramzan Kadyrov, the leader of Chechnya that okayed several gay purges in the region. Even when he was asked about them by media, he responded "there are no gays in Chechnya"
Hasbulla has also voiced his support for Putin's invasion of Ukraine
Maybe he's not a *great* person
> He hangs out with Ramzan Kadyrov, the leader of Chechnya that okayed several gay purges in the region.
But when perfectly healthy, fully grown up, internationally rich Khabib does that, "he has no choice in the matter, it's not his fault, he's a great man".
That's where the language barrier saves him and has fans like you thinking he's spreading positivity.
People only know him through these funny videos with other celebrities and influencers.
When in his homeland of Dagestan policemen were beating up women who were protesting against the forceful mobilization of young men for war he took the side of the police and chastised protestors on his IG before deleting like a coward.
He sent death threats to two women nurses because they took pics and videos with his sister. Just simple videos of her and them talking laughing etc. His sister has the same disability as him. I understand he wanted to protect her but the threats he sent were absolutely vile asf
He's absolutely not a guru of positivity
Im fairly certain he doesn’t have achondroplasia, it’s likely a different condition that falls under the umbrella term of dwarfism. Achondroplasia is specifically when your long bones don’t grow typically but your other bones do, which is why it presents as a typical torso and head size with shorter arms and legs.
It was funny when he first went viral for the face off and brawl he had with the other small guy. I never understood why he became so famous and how he ends up in all these social positions. They had him at a UFC event once and he was getting so much broadcast attention.
[He's also in the game.](https://twitter.com/EASPORTSUFC/status/1600943389029142528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1600943389029142528%7Ctwgr%5E005b143de8f4991035e9d86859014271d54c69af%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mmamania.com%2F2022%2F12%2F8%2F23500552%2Fufc-4-video-game-adds-hasbulla-vanity-pack-three-new-fighters-latest-update-mma) Some fighters who have been in the UFC for years still aren't in the game
Cool that he just hangs out and stuff, but the "whoa Hasbulla is beefing with another little person, and now they're brawling!" got old and weird super fast.
To be fair, Mike grabs and treats so many other grown men like baby’s hahah. It’s always hilarious to see because nobody does a thing. There’s a funny video of him with Juelz Santana (I think, some rapper) where he’s basically son’ing him
Edit: lmao there’s so many random photos and videos of Mike doing this shit
https://youtu.be/bcfg08YE_wk
I mean some people out there who have the same condition as Hasbulla also look like babies but no one treats them like this. Hasbulla, however, also ACTS like a baby.
2 things.
>1. I love how that's Mike's reaction when he thinks about playing with kids. It's honestly heartwarming.
>2. Oh to be a fly on the wall when somone told him Hasbulla is 20 🤣🤣🤣
This sub gotta chill with the ‘20 year old’ thing. I admit it was funny when Sean said it but you all have milked it enough. What do you expect anyone would do when they meet Hasbulla? His physical appearance and antics would force anyone to treat him like they would a child.
It's like something out of Mike Tyson Mysteries. 😂
Excuse me! Sorry! Fight or flight!
“Michael, why are you smiling?” Mike Tyson, “Because now I know what I have to do. I'm going to use my fists, to beat the shit out of chupacabra. The only thing I haven't never beaten the shit out of yet.”
Every episode was 11 minutes of straight jokes.
Tyson was great for being a good sport about self-deprecation. But I watched mainly for Norm MacDonald's pigeon. RIP
Accidentally killing God in the final episode was the perfect way to end the series. Go chrome or go home, baby!
That episode was amazing.
The whole series was fuckin great
That show is so underrated. It had so many brilliant moments, RIP Norm.
Nine eleven
Reminds me of that tragedy
Can't believe he's dead. I didn't even know he was sick!
Rip pigeon gone but never forgotten
I can’t believe the show was cancelled. RIP Pigeon
IIRC, it wasn't canceled. Mike just had too many commitments to be able to consistently do his voice work. That's my recollection, anyway. I could be wrong. Oh well. At least we got four seasons worth of gold.
Rip Norm mcdonald aka pigeon
LOL that’s like a fucking tiger snuggling you
"this is my life now."
That sounds like heaven tbh
That’s the funniest shit. He thinks he’s a baaaaby. Hahaha
I just a baby
The Paddington baby hat is not helping things.
I love that clip so much.
All the Dagestani MMA guys he hangs with all treat him like a baby tbf
He was pretending to bite his ear. Lmao
Is his brain fully developed? Or is he like still a kid mentally.
His brain is developed like an adults. It’s just his body that is like a small child.
So exact opposite of how Mike developed
Mike at [13 years old](https://s30964.pcdn.co/introspective-magazine/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/MT_Hero.jpg) lmao
Jesus god. Mike looks like he was 30 right there.
he lived a full fucking life by that age.
As a grown adult, I have no problem saying that 13 year old would absolutely destroy me
I’m a fit, healthy mid 30s dude. Teenagers frighten me, especially when they are in groups lmao. I also look fairly young for my age so they seem to “like”interacting with me. I can never tell if they’re being sarcastic so I try to haul out as fast as possible. They are way too unpredictable lol.
Man I’m 25 and whenever I see a few teens roll up to the skatepark I’m out. Nothing good ever happens when teens are around
What if you were a 20 year old baby?
Haha Mike as a kid basically just looks like adult him pretending to be kidlike. I just wouldn't believe it unless there were so many pictures and videos of him at that age haha
With a tatoo?
I wouldn't swing on Mike. You sure?
Lol good point. But it’s Hasbulah’s entire gimmick. He threw shots at Mickey Mouse.
Dude is 20 I was still a boy then
Yeah he's a full blown adult mentally but is confined to the body of a small child, which is his entire charm. He seems to embrace it though, so others treating him like a little kid isn't denigrating like it could be.
He really acted like a kid though when he met Mickey Mouse. Like if I didn’t know any better I would’ve thought he was a legit child.
He told Caleb Presley he hates cartoons and that maybe Caleb likes them because he has a small brain 🤣
That’s a harsh way to talk about Mike
He's definitely been hit in the head enough to have some level of TBI, but I think Mike knows he's a grown man now.
Bro when he picked him up and put him on his lap I had to look away from second hand embarrassment
Ehh i think its hilarious rather than embarassing
Tbh so did I til I looked him up
Legit imagine the cringe tyson felt when he realized that was a 20 yo male.
I WANT TO EAT CHUUUU!
He’s the size of my 3 yr old ! Lol and the little guy Mike is holding is tiny too !
No way that's not a baby lol I have to look this up
What Mike actually meant when he said “I’ll eat your children”.
He was going for the ear, nom nom nom
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Lmfao.
Mike was high on coke when he said that ish
Hasbulla-Fury on April 29th. You heard it here first.
Fury still gonna duck somehow
He'd have to duck to be able to land a punch to be fair.
Fair point. Fury wont land wihtout taking a knee. Easy win for hasbullah
*gweedy belly stop whining*
Paul the blond pooper logan is backup
Don’t blame him, his caretakers or whatever they are also seem to treat him like a kid.
he was sitting on some dudes lap at the lakers game recently
He’s not a kid but I don’t think it’s fair for people to expect him to act like a normal adult. So much of our mental development is tied to our physical developments -our hormones literally change our behavior through puberty. He’s never gone through the physiological development a regular person goes through so his brain isn’t developed the same way.
I don't know the specifics in this person's case but in general that is not at all how it works for people with various forms of dwarfism. They are fully matured mentally, the issue is usually just with their bone development.
He definitely seems to behave like a toddler
Pretty sure his long-term goal is to become a religious scholar.
he doesn't have dwarfism
I've always assumed he must be mentally stunted if his brain is the size of a child's? Fully developed or not, it's still half the size of an adult.
Not sure brain size really works like that, could be wrong. There was a case of that one guy who was born with half a brain without knowing until he was an adult and he was a pretty normal guy with regular brain capacity. That one half just took on the operations of the missing half as well, pretty incredible.
What in the world is this take? That’s not how the human body works lol
his mentality is still that of a child’s as well from the barstool sports intervie
20 yr old or not, it's not like you have a choice if Mike wanted to do that. 🤣
Mike was just trying to bite his ear
Be bit weird if Mike starting doing that with a regular 20 year old dude though.
Tbh a regular 20 year old kid still gonna get scooped and look like a baby if it's Mike doin the scoopin.
whoosh
It's not just Mike that didn't know Hasbulla wasn't a baby.... Now I know.
I legit thought he was a toddler too. What the fuck...
I didn’t know too! So can’t blame Mike here. I wonder if when Mike was doing that thinking why this baby got on the man’s cologne while snuggling him like that
Me too, I've seen him many times on YouTube and never thought he was above 6 years old lol
Holy shit this is funny. You can feel the awkwardness from beard dude on the right
All of the hasbulla shit is weird.
It is, but you can't fault the guy for trying to make the most of his life with the cards he's been dealt
Watch people do it I love the guy, I think he brings a lot more positivity than half the guy going for that
He is half the guy … sorry
He hangs out with Ramzan Kadyrov, the leader of Chechnya that okayed several gay purges in the region. Even when he was asked about them by media, he responded "there are no gays in Chechnya" Hasbulla has also voiced his support for Putin's invasion of Ukraine Maybe he's not a *great* person
> He hangs out with Ramzan Kadyrov, the leader of Chechnya that okayed several gay purges in the region. But when perfectly healthy, fully grown up, internationally rich Khabib does that, "he has no choice in the matter, it's not his fault, he's a great man".
it's shite that Khabib does it too
That's where the language barrier saves him and has fans like you thinking he's spreading positivity. People only know him through these funny videos with other celebrities and influencers. When in his homeland of Dagestan policemen were beating up women who were protesting against the forceful mobilization of young men for war he took the side of the police and chastised protestors on his IG before deleting like a coward. He sent death threats to two women nurses because they took pics and videos with his sister. Just simple videos of her and them talking laughing etc. His sister has the same disability as him. I understand he wanted to protect her but the threats he sent were absolutely vile asf He's absolutely not a guru of positivity
Right?! Are we laughing with him or at him?
He probably doesn’t have a long life span and he is good friends with successful people who want to let him enjoy the best years of his short life.
So it's like a make-a-wish thing?
Kinda, but the people around Hasbullah are also making mad cash from his image, so its not like he's just there out of pitty.
Probably. But like everyday. Have you ever seen an old person this small?
No, but I've also never seen a 20-year old this small
People with achondroplasia have a normal life expectancy.
Im fairly certain he doesn’t have achondroplasia, it’s likely a different condition that falls under the umbrella term of dwarfism. Achondroplasia is specifically when your long bones don’t grow typically but your other bones do, which is why it presents as a typical torso and head size with shorter arms and legs.
Hasbulla has a normal life expectancy lol
>the best years of his short life. No pun intended
The short years of his best life.
Both
It was funny when he first went viral for the face off and brawl he had with the other small guy. I never understood why he became so famous and how he ends up in all these social positions. They had him at a UFC event once and he was getting so much broadcast attention.
[He actually has an official clothing collaboration with the UFC.](https://ufcstore.com/collections/hasbulla-collection)
[He's also in the game.](https://twitter.com/EASPORTSUFC/status/1600943389029142528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1600943389029142528%7Ctwgr%5E005b143de8f4991035e9d86859014271d54c69af%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mmamania.com%2F2022%2F12%2F8%2F23500552%2Fufc-4-video-game-adds-hasbulla-vanity-pack-three-new-fighters-latest-update-mma) Some fighters who have been in the UFC for years still aren't in the game
Dude I thought you meant you could fight as Hasbulla in the game and expected a clip of him in the Octagon.
You gotta jump through extra hoops and make him in create a fighter but he's there: https://youtu.be/4M9Q2sqlxN4?t=229
Wtf hahaha
Cool that he just hangs out and stuff, but the "whoa Hasbulla is beefing with another little person, and now they're brawling!" got old and weird super fast.
I never got it
You’re not alone.
Yup. 100% agree.
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People have been fascinated with little people and other genetic anomalies forever, there's not much to understand. He's a modern day Tom Thumb.
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Sure the guy has a hot take on gay people.
Kith me
So what if he’s a 20 year old man? Some of the best times I’ve had was with a 20 year old man
👀
r/holup
I’m a 42 yr old straight man and Tyson could grab and kiss my head anytime!
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Haha
I don’t think you’d have any say in the matter if Mike wanted to kiss your head
No one conveyed that to Hasbulla either apparently. He acts 3 yrs old every time I see him.
Isnt it just thats he so small and moves like a toddler making all his actions look childish?
Yeah he definitely plays it up a bit but theres a point where its obviously gonna make him look like a toddler when hes that size lol
Lmaoooooooooo nah this is funny as hell, he definitely thinks Hasbulla is 8🤣
That’s what I do with my 14 month old lmaooo
This damn midget is unescapable
I don’t get the obsession with him
[This meme of him cracks me up](https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/429058858/hasbulla-window)
I legitimately laughed at that. Thanks man
Lmao thats an iconic photo. Dude looks like a bond villain after james bond pulls out a mirror to reflect the shrink ray beam
“Looks like you came up a little short”
I'd never heard of him until just now. I guess I'm doing something right. 🤷♂️
Get offline for a while
Reminds me when hasbullah met the legend big nog and nog gave him a head scratch lmao
While Lil Nog tried to feed him a carrot
That happened
Lol Hasbulla liked it lol
So like, do we know if Hasbulla has any other, mentally, developmental type issues?
TBH he seems to be a horrible little shit that goes around hitting everyone because they won't hit the little cretin back.
Wait till he tries it on me
well tbh if i was in his situation and could get away with it, ill do the same thing
Besides supporting a genocidal maniac?
Hasbulla sucks
There is nothing wrong with with this. Omg ppl
Sean Strickland called this out earlier this week https://i.redd.it/jmo32xbae0pa1.jpg
Hasbullah deserves it, it’s part of his schtick.
Funniest shit I’ve seen all week.
Fucking love the man, nowadays he just seems happy with life
I mean, he isn’t treating him any different than the Russian fighters.
Ngl, I thought hasbulla was like 40.
This mf completely forgot has is an 18 y/o man and started cuddling him like a baby 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
lmao mike dont know. i fucking love mike tyson
Lmfao
"...that hurt" hasbullah by tko
I had no idea I thought he was like khabib's baby cousin or something this entire time
It's not like he acts like a kid for views.
Lmao I'm a grown man and as uncomfortable as it might be I'd still let him do it to me 🤣
Who cares if he's 20 or 12 these people with disabilities like that don't really live that long
Oh my gosh…
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
I’m gonna snuggle you til you love me
To be fair, Mike grabs and treats so many other grown men like baby’s hahah. It’s always hilarious to see because nobody does a thing. There’s a funny video of him with Juelz Santana (I think, some rapper) where he’s basically son’ing him Edit: lmao there’s so many random photos and videos of Mike doing this shit https://youtu.be/bcfg08YE_wk
Oh shit, he went for an ear bite 🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Lmfao!
LMAO!!!!
Mike knows it a grown man, hit but Evander. This is what beasts do. Lmaoooo
I mean some people out there who have the same condition as Hasbulla also look like babies but no one treats them like this. Hasbulla, however, also ACTS like a baby.
Tyson actually thinks that’s a 6 year old.
This is amazing!
Lmfao this is too damn good, totally made my day
That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂
I have tears 😂
I'm dying laughing right now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO AWKWARD AND FUNNY!!
2 things. >1. I love how that's Mike's reaction when he thinks about playing with kids. It's honestly heartwarming. >2. Oh to be a fly on the wall when somone told him Hasbulla is 20 🤣🤣🤣
This sub gotta chill with the ‘20 year old’ thing. I admit it was funny when Sean said it but you all have milked it enough. What do you expect anyone would do when they meet Hasbulla? His physical appearance and antics would force anyone to treat him like they would a child.
Who is sean
What do you mean chill? If he’s 20 he’s 20.
20 is 20!
Peekaboo, I thee you
How old is Hasbulla? Like seriously?
20
This is hilarious
Lmfaooo
Hasbulla is a fkn creepy little guy
I do this with my 30 yr old homies all the time
Second hand embarrassment!!!!
That’s a 20 yr old man and Mike just nibbled on him like he was a toddler.
An ear accidentally got chewed off during the filming.