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jayson2112

Grumpy Old Fish


LurkerPatrol

Fuck you Frank, no fuck you John!


[deleted]

[удалено]


AdditionalBlock8877

Fuck you, you fucking fuck fuck


Meh_Im_B0red

No fuck you fucking fuck you, you fucking fuck fuck


project4167

[The Fuck Competition.](https://youtu.be/Yio9_-5TMew)


dirkalict

This is exactly what I thought of… What’s your name?


HeirTwoBrer

You see that fire?! Don't you say it!


Intrepid-Twist7769

I built it. Then I fucked your mother next to it!


CameronnMillss

>The Fuck Competition. This could take a turn..


jimginge

Fucka you tabarnak


On-The-record

No fuck you Frank!


hparamore

My favorite version of this interaction https://reddit.com/r/dankvideos/comments/ttmusb/fuk_you_tony/


Sproose_Moose

Why don't you do the world a favor and take your lower lip and pull it over your head and swallow?


Aggressive_Smile_944

Pettiness is everywhere.


jayson2112

Hey dickhead, you win the lottery?


Sproose_Moose

Enjoy your shower Smart Ass?


jayson2112

He’s taking the skin boat to tuna town!!!


Sproose_Moose

Look's like Chuck's taking a ride on the wild baloney pony.


Roonwogsamduff

This is truly beautiful. Is this a reference or some unbelievably awesome making of your own?


Sproose_Moose

It's a quote from grumpy Old men!


meatystocks

It’s a saying that’s been around a lot longer than grumpy old men.


Sproose_Moose

Well my specific version of that quote was from the movie


meatystocks

I’ll allow it.


NotaVogon

Def has Rick and Marty vibes


Crowstoff

That fucking got me 🤣


Moblin_Moe

Im stealing this


Sproose_Moose

Attribute it to Walter Matthau!


Velentina

For some reason they also look British


AFew10_9TooMany

KarenFish


AdditionalBlock8877

The damn neighbors are fighting again


Rekenn

Fuck me? Fuck you!


b__q

[Fook mi?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQhZyNKqhM)


OkDuckIt

TWINS BAZZLE!!


Uskrat04

Fuck me? Fuck you!


cgarret3

Fuck you?! Nonono fuck me, pal!!


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

I think you mixed up those words pal… **Did I stutter.**


ialasukuta

This is equivalent to cutting your grass and making all the clippings go in your neighbors yard.


asianabsinthe

Ah, you've met my neighbor. Also they mow twice per week.


Maximans

A lawnmower started up right as I read this comment


Anime_Shadow

Same


gin-rummy

It’s spring time gotta get er mowin while she’s growin


Coachcrog

You could do what my father would always do and rake it all up and just dump the clippings on their front door. We didn't get along with many neighbors.


theodopolis13

Just get out your blower & blow them back into their yard.


Cheeyupsndeeyup

Or shoveling snow onto their driveway


Sushi_Alen

-Fuck you, Tony! -Fuck you, Ezekiel!


surviveingitallagain

Don't you say my mother!


TokesNotHigh

Hey, you know what I did last night?


ThiccandThinCouple

Biiiiiitch I know you didn’t just put dirt down my hole so you know what take that! Puh!


AdditionalBlock8877

Couples arguing


unklejelly

this is the song that never ends…


DirectorMother6695

It just goes on and on, my friend.


jtkforever

Somebody started singing it,


richardstrokerkc

Not knowing what it was,


CancerousJedi

And they'll continue singing it forever just because...


TokesNotHigh

this is the song that never ends


jenovakitty

and it goes on and on, my friend.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

This just has to have Ozzie Man narrating...


Fallofman2347

Nah fuck you, nah fuck you. (In my best Ozzie Man voice)


AcanthocephalaOk7954

TOTALLY, I was thinking of those two politically argumentative corgis in particular!


SuperWoody64

I was thinking of the 2 guys flipping each other off.


June_Berries

Wow, that’s a really good Ozzie Man voice


Diamond-Fist

He did this one before


AcanthocephalaOk7954

I did not know that! It just seemed so 'him'.


Diamond-Fist

ere's ya go mate (in my best shitty Australian accent impression) https://fb.watch/d07ovJP44u/


You-Only-YOLO_Once

You spit to me!? I spit you!


akaFxde

How can we have world peace when not even fish in an aquarium can live in peace?


Rifneno

I strive as petty as these fish


centralstation

To be, or not to be, that is the question.


NineDayOldDiarrhea

You strive as petty?


Thebillyray

Turf war


fixit_nick

WHAT IS YOUR NAME......F*#* YOU EZEKIEL!


lenny446

The one on the right knows how to work. Grabbing rocks from inside the home, making the house bigger and telling the neighbor to fuck off.


BoondockBilly

Big fish brain


backsstabbath

sand fight: fish version


QuentinTarzantino

Fuck you! Nah fuck you back! Naha fuck you! Oh yeah fuck you!


Yah_Mule

Very similar to Twitter.


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Fuck you bloody!!


SMITHSIDEBAR

hahaha I miss that video, it's funny as hell!


thatorgasmtho

Was looking for this one!


Cayowin

This is the result of too many fish in 1 tank and not enough space between them. Basically dooming the fish to a life of stress and constant competition. But hey, look, cute fish.


marco8080

I was gonna say the video is pretty adorable. Now I feel kinda bad for the fish.


Lopsidoodle

He has a lifetime companion and a physical activity they enjoy doing together, that fish lives better than the doomsayer


Agent_Squirrels

Is that their competition? Throwing dirt at each other?


Jayccob

Basically yeah, they're trying to get the other fish to give up on that burrow and make a new one somewhere else.


not_a_gun

It could also just be two new fish that picked territory in a similar spot. You could move one of them or put a rock in between


wolfgang784

This video is from a pet store, so the fish hopefully weren't together for too long. According to the owner this was the first time she saw two of them so territorial in her 20 years of caring for and selling those kinds of fish. One of them is a blue spotted jackdaw and the other is a diamond watchman goby.


Norvegiss

L fish


not_a_gun

It could also just be two new fish that picked territory in a similar spot. You could move one of them or put a rock in between. Or they’ll just sort it out eventually


KittyinaShoe

How do you know this is the case and not, as some people have suggested, two fish picking territory near each other? I think it’s plausible that it’s what you said, but I have also watched animals come into conflict with each other for absolutely no reason.


TableParticular8562

Sounds like the fish just need to stop being assholes.


Jefoid

Came to say this.


PAROV_WOLFGANG

So exactly what we’re doing to each other.


UpsideDownAirplane

Naybors


BoondockBilly

Great bar


Gribblesnitch

In my head they have voices like blokes out of the sopranos


RiseAbovePride

I spit in your general direction!


Bad_breath

Imagine aliens in space observing humans..


FnapSnaps

Mom! Derek's spitting dirt at me! *Derek!* Tim started it!


GeorgeThe13th

Tony and Ezekiel right here


No-Farm5625

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BugziKon

Disappointed to unmute and not hear Ozzie Man :(


nickelundertone

Act 3 scene I *Mercutio and Tibalt duel*


n0ts0much

the fish version of; "Do you bite your thumb, sir?" "I do bite my thumb" "Do you bite your thumb, at me?" "I _do_ bite my thumb, sir"


Imperial_12345

Fish edition of bad neighbors


Aegean_828

This aquarium seem way to little and offer too much proximity for a territorial species The person who have this should have no better the animal and don't impose them this


KaisaTheLibrarian

I don’t think “promiscuity” is the word you were looking for there.


Aegean_828

Oh yes, same latin origin than promiscuité (French) But in France the term stick to the origin (promiscuus) wich mean been in the same closed environment somehow But the English version meaning seem to been about having sex with everyone so yeah it's not in good use here, thank you


GoingNutCracken

I love this!


IamTam6868

Eat my dust


Leondardo_1515

I love how they wait patiently for return fire.


thulrax

The guy on the right is not good at it, but at least he keeps on spittin’.


well_spent187

[WHATS YA NAME?!](https://youtu.be/wHOO-0urwnU)


marcopolo333435

Why?? Are they fighting,mating whats happening here


[deleted]

Some say evolution works in perfect ways


A-10C_Thunderbolt

Fish 1: fuck you! Fish 2: fuck me? Fuck you!


lalaxoxo__

Fuck YOU. *fuck you*


XIleven

Dont fking try me, Steve, or I swear to God ill evolve legs and shove it up your ass so deep that you could taste it


Stereomceez2212

It's so reassuring to see that other animals can get into stupid petty arguments just like we do


204gaz00

This reminds me of my step dad getting into a fight with our neighbor 30 years ago. Started by him not liking the neighbor clearing snow off his driveway onto our property (barely). Dude would make a pass then my psycho step dad would scoop and throw so neighbor would throw back then came the fists. Hahaha holy fuck what a lunatic. They stopped physically fighting but the psycho decided to shovel our driveway. And every time my step dad would make a pass he'd yell "fuck you!" And we had a long driveway. And this is at 530 am! Shit was crazy waking up people down the road. I had to live with this fucker for like 10 years. Those poor fish babies and wifes, I feel for you.


EnragedBabboon

“Oy fuck you mate” “Right I’ll tell you what you fat little cunt”


TheDapperTurkey

"Garry you cunt I didn't sleep with her" "FUCK YOU YOU DID CUNT" "Garry for fucks sake PISS OFF" "FUCK YOU"


AdhesivenessCivil581

I had that neighbor for a while. They moved.


Pats2k1

This reminds me of Democrat economic policy.


lenny446

The one on the right knows how to work. Grabbing rocks from inside the home, making the house bigger and telling the neighbor to fuck off.


ritalee-Ad9075

How beautiful this scene is


kat_013

Siblings?


Graftak86

I have never seen this fish fight🤣 looks like the clip i have seen last time, 2 chinees dudes spitting on eachother.


Rolix_Rubix

I like to think this is the fish version of a snowball fight.


uSherlock_Holmes

This is probably a Reincarnation situation Which of these fucks is Adolf


bluesimplicity

I *need* to hear comedian Tony Baker do an animal voice over for this one. Here's an example of his work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z2zsXdJG8s


sw1ff3

Why


Blossom9923

Neighbours from hell


NotaVogon

The start of every episode of *Fear Thy Neighbor*


burnoutkings

So petty


Ghostmarine51

Domestic dispute in progress


Swampass1964

Those fish are from here in the states aren’t they?! Lol


VicIslandGrl

And here I thought I would find a reasonable explanation about why these fish do this...what was I thinking? Off to Google.


Spiritual_wasabi

Did you find out?


Canotic

This might be the pettiest thing I have seen.


Higguz77

I wonder if they're still going at it


redditpappy

This seems so amazingly petty.


HistorysWitness

They must be married


V3N0MSP4RK

You fuck me I fuck you bloody!!


Reeeeeeeeeee_Potato

War


ToyVaren

Plot twist: its a mating ritual.


SAMAS_zero

You got some childish-ass fish.


John_Bonachon

Nah fak you, nah fak you, nah fak you!


Obvious-Benchmark

Is this like living in a HOA?


OMG_he

Siblings for sure.


BelieveInDestiny

oh no you did NOT!


sldista

What type of fish are they?


HurlingFruit

Uggh! I used to work with that guy.


ParadoxPerson02

Why is this so human? XD


BreweryStoner

“WHATS YOUR NAME!?” “WHAT?!” “WHATS YOUR NAME?!?!?” “Conan” “FUCK YOU CONAN!!


Chrom-man-and-Robin

This is like a snowball fight, they might be having fun


WindCritical7976

Bad neighborhood


ivodh

Fuck you Tony!


geofflager

Where is Ozzyman


Noise_Loop

IN YOUR FACE


maluminse

Fish Karens


Golurke

u/savevideobot


autist_extremist

Twitter


theclaw37

This is how gypsies in my country fight.


cruzifyre

FUCK YOUUU TONY


Cataloniandevil

WHAT. IS. YOUR. NAME!?


Sr_CuBi

So they are neighbors and they don’t like each other. 😂


keketastic

Guerrilla trench


Portentia9

Fish are some serious assholes.


JustYourEverydayEgg

What kind of fish are these I need one


DoyobiKinyobi

smart fishes


SlothyS_

What kind of fish is this?


CHM11moondog

Our battles will be legendary!


PM_ME_RIPE_TOMATOES

Back and forth forever. Same dirt.


PatriaCro

certainly women


OuijaSin

What kind of fish tho


FindingTraditional87

Pettiest fight I've ever seen.


platonicnut

“Oi!” “Oi!” “Oi!” “Oi!”


Chilli_Dipp

Never gets old


kitkatkitty05

Grumpy old man yelling to get TF off his lawn


Capsule_CatYT

This battle is quite fishy


annapartlow

I love these grumpy fish.


SaturnRocket

Can someone please overlay with this audio?? [BLUDDY!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0)


lobster8484

I hate my neighbours also


Lillillillies

Wow the fish even have petty grumpy looking faces that suit their behaviour


g_lenn_o

Left fish was better at being petty


Qaraatha

How does it end?


Crowstoff

What kind of fish are these they are hilarious.


Crowstoff

What started off as mild pettiness turned into a case of murder. I guess hes sleeping with the fishes, right here on baitline NBC


SadPanda8181

I'm just now learning fish can be petty