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mrgrip28005

I'm a straight guy that wears pink, no problem on my side of life


danteheehaw

✂️


mrgrip28005

you calls it balls, I calls it stone🪨


DR-BrightClone1

Balls and Stone


EnvironmentalAnt8653

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


Quinntensity

Give me ROCK! Give me a STONE!


[deleted]

Or ballone


cownd

Gravel and pebble


Crafty-Walrus-2238

Balls and rocks, bollocks


FacepalmFullONapalm

You like the pink, they go down the sink.


Outrageous_Bath3651

Your balls. Give them here


mrgrip28005

NO it's MINE 🪨🪨


phoenixcinder

I commend your bravery. Back in high school a guy wearing pink was a death sentence. Saw a few times a group of dudebros beating some guy to a bloody pulp cuz he was wearing pink which magically made him gay. Another time the pink wearing victim was hospitalized because they curb stomped him for wearing pink, broke like 6 teeth and his jaw.


Brimstone747

This picture is fucking hilarious by itself.


MrSourYT

“A World On Fire” - Bo Burnham


WhyThough08

When I first saw the image I thought I was r/boburnham


Creative1963

The memes write themselves


[deleted]

Sort by: controversial


burblemedaddy

Damn people. It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so har....


FallTraditional8082

I remember tomgirls.


Alive-Deer-3288

They still exist?


DatBoi650

Homeboy is GRIPPIN those strings😂😭


Embarrassed-Refuse36

Real men wear pink. I have nothing to prove about my manliness.


bemimu

Hey I remember that shirt too


Phantom_Wolf52

This subreddit really is just Facebook 2.0


wishlifewereeasier

every time i come across this sub i legitimately think it's r/terriblefacebookmemes.


Thunderbear79

It's mostly been boomer humour lately. Apparently, there are still plenty of people who find mocking outgroups to be funny. Reminds me of elementary school, tbh


ShinMegamiTensei_SJ

This subreddit is for the boomers who found reddit and the boomers at heart


CitrusRain

Where's my pile of 2004 era Tough Guys Wear Pink shirts at?


GallardoLP550

But your dick is pink


Audi-R8-

Eww


GargantuanGorganzola

Ha gottem!


Jsc05

Jokes that don’t make sense outside of America


Tiny_Musician_9983

Or anywhere where people have real problems


ArianaGrandesCumm

Transgenderism is very and I mean very prevalent here in the United Kingdom, plenty of pushback from Canadian lawmakers regarding the education or lack there of involving gender dysphoria and children trans education in Canada. Also was demonstrations during my time in Sydney. I hate when people try to make the America exclusivity plea over any topic. Usually results in making the OP and all of europe look bad. This is a worldwide thing. Only africa and some parts of latin America are numb to it.


N8saysburnitalldown

We can call it salmon so it isn’t gay


Traditional_Yard5280

Salmon is quite a delightful color ngl


Leche-Caliente

And a delicious fish


N8saysburnitalldown

It is I always liked it as well. It looks good on a lot of guys also.


PrinceoftheRavensMat

The more specific the color name, the gayer it gets.


Flooding_Puddle

How awful it must be to be so insecure in your masculinity that you have to avoid entire colors


Somescrub2

Pretty sure it's a transphobic joke


Naenaegoblin694202

Why is it this is mostly boomer Facebook posts with a tiny bit of bigotry sprinkled in


aikimyne

funny thing is pink used to be considered masculine and blue feminine for a long time tho kids would wear both


swipichone

Historically pink was once considered a manly color and too strong for females


khast

Fun trivia, before the 1930s pink was for boys, blue was for girls. Red and it's various shades were seen as more manly, and blue was seen as more feminine and gentle.


Necessary_Row_4889

Right it’s the parents of trans people driving their transition. Ask any trans and they will tell you they touched a Barbie once and their parents got them on puberty blockers that evening. “ I think my parent wanted this way more than I did” the complaint every trans kid has.


mrmayhemsname

Yup, I've figured out where this myth likely originates. It's when a woman has custody of the kids and one of them comes out as trans, then the dad, who isn't happy about the situation and doesn't know the kids very well, jumps to conclusions about how his bitch ex wife is forcing his kids to be trans to get back at him, because clearly everything they do is centered around him. I'm not joking, I've seen this one a lot


Radix2309

Just like they used to say she turned the kid gay by letting him cook, or her play sports. They can't be openly homophobic, so they just move to the next group they can openly hate. Meanwhile we just want people to be able to be themselves.


Tyr_13

Literally Elon Musk. And morons think that any genital mutilation is happening to minors when the only bottom surgery happening to kids is circumcision. They know fuck all about shit and are angry about it.


manmadeofhonor

Sometimes I wish I still had a foreskin. They seem like such funto play with :(


zippycat9

this is satire right? because as someone with a trans family member you are just full of shit. if it's satire, my apologies. thus whole thread is riddled with stuff that's just pure hate.


Necessary_Row_4889

My son is trans yeah, I am being sarcastic sorry if that wasn’t clearer.


derAres

May I ask how old‘s your son?


Necessary_Row_4889

12, he was always uncomfortable with “girl stuff” and by the time he was 9 didn’t like being called a girl and asked us to use a boys name.


derAres

Thanks. Appreciate the insight.


derAres

When did y‘all know. And when did you accept?


Necessary_Row_4889

It been a process, we weren’t opposed per se we just let him do what he felt comfortable with but weren’t 100% on board and really hoped it was a phase but of course it’s not so we got on the bandwagon.


MyFriendsCallMeTito

You forgot the /s. Sadly, you can’t always discern sarcasm these days. Regardless, it’s great the you’re supporting your son through this.


g-r-a-y-s-o-n

i've been reading too many of these comments. i read your first one and downvoted it at first because i assumed it wasn't a joke, it fit in with the rest. i don't know why i do this to myself, seeing all the people who hate me makes me feel like shit.


zippycat9

Oh yeah it's alright, I just wanted to be clear is all. It was pretty obvious, but this whole thread has me on the edge of my seat.


LordDingus81

Came here for the offended people... not disappointed.


Blue_water_dreams

I honestly don’t know which side this is making fun of, lol.


Pitiful-Brilliant301

There are sides? What are my options to choose from? I want to be on a side. I want to hate someone, just for shits and giggles.


Professional-Put-804

TRIBALS ASSEMBLE !!


kevinsmithfan30

Hahaha yup


blademaster552

Colors have no genitalia nor self awareness. Therefore, there are no Girl Colors or Boy colors. Just hideous colors that make you sick to look at them because you ate too many jellybeans of that color as a toddler and got sick.


b05501

My mom died of breast cancer, you have a problem with a pink shirt, we can go outside and discuss the issue.


555nick

Unfunny Facebook meme + comic sans = oof


tappy100

Your post contributed to transphobia on reddit, I hope you’re proud of yourself because it’s clear your parents aren’t 👍


mamarachum

Bro someone has to take out off the computer to the boomer who is making all this memes


BLACKCATFOXRABBIT

Literally no one is advocating for this


Raidan1084

Where funny?


[deleted]

Yeah, think it’s time to leave this sub, might of laughed once. This wasn’t it


TrefoilTang

And my source is I MADE IT THE FUCK UP.


black_trillionaire

Dog what the fuck is this sub anymore


South-Satisfaction69

Facebook memes


Status_Tiger_6210

Classic song. Fun fact: years ago the original title was “Please Don’t Beat the Shit out of Me and Bully Me into Suicide Because I Like the Color Pink”


FawziFringes

This joke is triggering people, wow


Alive-Deer-3288

I mean I don't understand what the joke is here. I know what it's referring to, but there's like no punchline.


Penquinn14

From what I can tell the punchline is "trans kids" and that's about it. Does this sub actually post anything funny cuz the only things I see pop up in my feed for it are dog whistles like this


RusticRogue17

I just keep an eye on this sub to find stuff to cross post to therightcantmeme


Alfie-Shepherd

This isn't a dog whistle they're message is very open


GrandeTorino

Their*. And I believe the message is that OP is a complete idiot.


jamiieeez

yea because there is no punchline. It’s just transphobic bs.


Alive-Deer-3288

Oh I know, that's what I'm getting at lmao. I'm just pointing out to them that the reason people aren't laughing is because it's not a joke. Or specifically not a punchline that isn't just "people I don't like" using a false premise.


jamiieeez

Jokes are funny and have a punchline, that’s not a joke, it’s bullshit someone pulled out of their ass.


LoremIpsum10101010

It not being funny is triggering me.


Fanmann

I...I ...thought ...it was funny. Does that make me bad?


Alive-Deer-3288

There there little one. We all sometimes partake in a little bit of cringe.


Ov3rdose_EvE

No.


La_Bienaventurada

This isn’t triggering but it is worrying as it implies a narrative that harms children access to trans healthcare, that’s why I don’t like it at least


[deleted]

Yeah people are babies


RIPdantheman616

Lol. Typically those are the conservatives whining about fucking m&ms. One group wants humans rights to be acknowledged, the other bitches about literally wverything, from games, to movies, to schools, literally everything because they think it's fucking woke. Maybe I misunderstood and youre talking about fox news.


pjnick300

They don't bitch about everything: school shootings, people being denied Healthcare, human rights violations - they only complain everything that makes them even slightly uncomfortable.


Poocifer

What's with the thinly veiled hate getting posted here lately?


ChampionshipGreen174

Insecurities running wild on this sub.


Poocifer

I think it's more a political push back. This is a bleed off from FB shenanigans.


rogerrogerixii

But you’re only two son, I just have to assume you want your dick cut off. I can just tell that you grasp everything at your mostly nonverbal stage.


CircleInSquareHole

Ah, casual transphobia, my favorite


th3empirial

If a boy likes to play with dolls, we must chop off the cock and balls


brokedown_gotreddit

It rhymes = true


RIPdantheman616

I literally played with GI Joe's when I was a kid...fucking dolls.


Dragon_211

When you're playing D&D as a bard then your entire party gets killed by a Dragon and you're next.


DarmynDessa

Why is there only three strings on the Guitar 😭


Adventurous_Lie4002

Elvis liked pink


Gussie-Ascendent

"That never happens kid, and watch your mouth, we have to take your brother to get circumcised for no reason"


Ya_Boy_Jahmas

Liking pinks ok. Just when you go to the club and theres a ton guys all wearing the same pink polo shirt and skinny jeans. 😬


Pikahhhchu

What the heck, this preschool in Texas where my friend works .. dude is straight as heck and great with kids … but today apparently grandma is mad her kid came home with a puppy with pink bunny ears and his class gets upset when he sings the girl part in songs.. they are always making a big deal about his long hair and little fuckin four year olds are worried about the color pink all because of their parents.. he said the kids were not like this at the start of the year and even liked those colors till fam set them straight on what colors are going to ruin them 🙄so nuts that this happened today and I see this … literally just got off the phone with him !!!!! He needs to be silly and fun with them they are 4!!!


andrewtateisgarbage

This sub went downhill fast


bemimu

Honestly this is true. Some parents nowadays are so quick to change their child's gender for no reason and it's sad


StormySands

Lol no it’s not


[deleted]

HahahhahahhhahahHHh


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Haha same anti trans joke every conservative has, so funny/s


asdfasfq34rfqff

/r/funnymemes has basically become Anti-trans hate memes loll. Well actually might as well just call it /r/rightwingmemes


muddawgmirk

Lmao


jamiieeez

Wtf this doesn’t happen.


ToughImagination6318

Haha… that’s hilarious. Reading through the comments even funnier lol


WoodyMacaron

How is it funny?


bustedrollermouse

I used to be a pink character in online video games because all of the cool colors were always picked and argued over. Going pink guaranteed I got what I wanted. it would be funny because people would lose to "the pink guy". Also I started buying pink sports equipment because it would never get stolen or "borrowed". I would be the only dude on the field wearing pink tape and braces and have a pink water bottle. If you saw someone else with pink tape or practice cones, you knew they were using yours. Only side effect is that everyone thinks your wife or mother has breast cancer.


mikeyt6969

Another picture of Dave Mustaine from r/Megadeth complaining about not being given proper credit


Longjumping-Ad6639

I don’t know what’s funnier, the meme or all the people getting their panties in a twist in the comments. LMAO. Good job OP 🤣


Tiny_Musician_9983

Jokes are the bane of their existence. How many people having an existential crisis here bc of a meme🤣


Ov3rdose_EvE

Yeah lets propagate falsehoods as jokes that lead to people calling in bombthreats.


Tiny_Musician_9983

🥱


WoodyMacaron

Or because it's an awful joke? For something that pretty much never happens and is hardly even a real issue?


Tiny_Musician_9983

If it wasnt real, you probably wouldnt being getting so worked up. If it wasnt real, you would probably laugh


thebraddestbrad

The "joke" is that transsexuality is being forced on poor little innocent kids. It isn't. But plenty of bigots seem to think it is and that "jokes" like this are funny. I keep quoting "joke" because this is exactly like a narcissist's "jokes": they're only kidding if the majority of people think they're shitty for it. You're a coward is what you are


Tiny_Musician_9983

Yea okay im sure 20% of gen z identifying as trans is completely natural and not at all the result of social pressure from peers and woke parents looking to score woke points from their communities


thebraddestbrad

Bigotry admitted. Goodbye


WoodyMacaron

Not worked up, just bored The replies are funny and the people commenting "I lOvE sEeInG pEoPlE gEtTiNg OfFeNdEd WiTh ThIs" tend to get offended pretty easily when you point out this doesn't happen It's also a very valid reason to get worked up when it isn't real because people literally use this as an excuse for why being trans shouldn't be legal. AKA using a made up excuse to pish their own values onto other people that stops then from being happy


mrmayhemsname

Yup, being amused that people are offended just shows that this kind of misconception doesn't affect you or anyone you know. People aren't offended "for no reason". It's just not a reason they understand


WoodyMacaron

Oh, sorry. Not "for no reason", just me pointing out it's a made up one that property typically use to excuse their bad behavior . . . So no reason


HarEmiya

I think people are getting worked up because it's a pretty common lie in the right-wing media bubble. One that unfortunately harms people irl when those who don't know any better get riled up over it. There are plenty of complete nutjobs who genuinely believe these things, and use that as a justification to cause others harm in the form of mass shootings, beatings, bomb threats, harrassment, and removals of rights for a lot of people. Perpetuating said lie may be funny to some --even if they don't believe it and consider it a joke-- because they like seeing those people get hurt, but to decent human beings it is not.


Tiny_Musician_9983

🥱🥱


HarEmiya

Sorry, do I need to use two-syllable words?


Cloudan29

Guess I'm just gonna call you a pedophile and tell everyone you are. If you get worked up about it, it's because it's true.


Upset_Cantaloupe_627

This isn't anti-trans, it's against forcing individuals to be trans.


Tron08

Which is definitely a thing that is happening and not just right-wing culture war shit.


soup2eat_shi

What are you talking about? I'm being sent to a trans conversion camp as we speak. Do you really think right wingers would make up a problem that doesn't exist so they could enrage their base and justify violence against another group? No stupid. The right isn't doing that, and have never done that in the past. You leftist liberal communist groomers are the problem.


Cloudan29

The fact that I can't tell the difference between a leftist being ironic and a right winger is truly a modern wonder that should be studied by psychologists worldwide


jamiieeez

Its anti trans because no one forces anyone to be trans. You can’t become trans you are either born trans or not.


LadySpottedDick

Who is forcing anyone to become trans? I don’t get this argument.


CHRCMCA

Nobody forces anyone to be trans. Stop.


[deleted]

Literally couldn’t be further from the truth


jackvangump

The picture is funny enough. But the satirical punchline is the bow. A pink bow. Don't cut off my balls!


courtjestervibes

Already cut of part of it, why not go all the way? Momma didn't raise no bitch! In fact, she plans on raising a strong independent woman.


MuadDib2001

🍿🥤🍿🥤🍿🥤🍿🥤


fugomert

r/lostredditors This is a sub for actuallu funny memes


pintobrains

✂️


Expert-Aspect3692

This is good


RQK1996

How is this a funny meme?


CriminalsAreNotSmart

Egg on my face for this but I don’t really get it. I am not sure what I’m supposed to chuckle at.


Blockinsteadofreason

It's just a low effort shot as trans people.


Cloudan29

There is nothing to chuckle at. It's literally just perpetuating a lie that trans people/"the woke leftists" are "transing" your kids or whatever. It's not even a joke, it's just a random lie.


The-Marvel-Fan736

Source: dude trust me


Jackal_Gundam

Ha


LostinWalk

Where's the meme? this is just " trans bad " again


DrJuanZoidberg

It’s more nuanced. Trans isn’t bad, but parents jumping the gun when your cis kid most likely just likes stuff societally-associated with the opposite gender without wanting to be that gender is. Though I’m not saying that this is a wide spread phenomenon either. Conservative fear-mongering is still a thing. Golden rule: You disagree with what people are doing to their kids? Just don’t do it to your kids. It’s not like the teachers are forcing your kids to come out as trans against their wishes


[deleted]

> but parents jumping the gun when your cis kid most likely just likes stuff societally-associated with the opposite gender without wanting to be that gender is. The problem with your nuanced take here is that this is a complete strawman. Nobody is doing this. Getting diagnosed with the condition gender dysphoria is a very complicated process; you need a professional to make an assessment before treatment is even considered. It’s simply not possible for parents to rush a diagnosis just because they saw little Timmy playing with dolls. Conservatives are inventing a problem that does not exist.


ScarecrowPickuls

Nah that golden rule doesn’t apply to all situations. For example: You don’t like other people fucking their kids? Well just don’t fuck your own kids. If kids are being harmed, you can’t just close your eyes and vow to not harm your own kids. It’s everyone’s responsibility to protect kids even if they are not our own. But also to be clear, I don’t think any kids are getting gender reassignment surgery.


HaususSapiens

This is the sanest take I've read so far But mfs not gonna read it and just down vote because the issue isn't black and white I'm talking both sides here, both libs and rights need to chill


TheEnigmaticHaze

I don’t know if this is satirizing trans people or transphobes, but Ill assume the latter :)


AshTreex3

I don’t get it


Small-Advantage-5949

Enjoy being muted. The ABC boys don't like it when you say mean things


WoodyMacaron

Not really mean. Just completely false, useless, and cherry picked information used yo make small, non-existant problems look like real issues to ignore the actual issues Also, it seems like OP is just a giant troll


LoremIpsum10101010

You do realize "mean" and "funny" are two different concepts, right?


Tiny_Musician_9983

They cant resist commenting 😤


jbeve10

You do realize this makes it seem that conservatives are more offended instead.


WallInfinite

The alphabet mafia is offended in this comment section


RIPdantheman616

Lol. Offended? Yall bitching about everything being woke and yall cant even agree on a definition. I'm offended yall are so fucking stupid lmao


Ok_Difference_7220

Are the triggered people in the room with us now?


LoveBone93

When people don’t understand sarcasm laced humor you get comments like the ones below. What a bunch of simpletons.


Tiny_Musician_9983

fr


Longjumping-Hippo-87

Humor at another's expense isn't sarcasm, just being an asshole. Humor at your own expense, priceless.


Shhammalammadingdong

This should go over well on Reddit


HaususSapiens

Depending on the subreddit ofc. This one is just made for posts like this Kick back, sort by controversial, and enjoy the cancer


TiMELeSS526

Is that trump as a baby?


Tiny_Musician_9983

yea thats him after daddy don didnt give him a million dollar loan


OJK_postaukset

Pink is the best!


ivanicoh96

I’m straight but pink looks fucking fabulous on me. Makes my smile pop.


Otacon01

This is 100% only happening in conservative fantasy land.


NeoSoulen

Thought I was on terriblefacebookmemes. Was wondering why comments were so weird. Cause people actually agree with this one, eh? How out of touch, but ah well.


[deleted]

Bullshit bullshit bullshit NO ONE DOES THIS!!!!!!!! Even with parental consent Jazz had to be of age. I am sick to death of all the lies, misinformation, and half truths.


Plopop87

I love it when boomers make imaginary scenarios then proceed to get made at those scenarios


WafflesTheMoose

Ah, yes, conservatives making up things and then getting mad about those things. Nice casual transphobia, asshole. It's 2023. Trans people exist. Get the fuck over it.


Pgruk

Jokes are funny because despite possibly being offensive, they have a kernel of truth to them. And that's why this meme isn't funny.


AdMoist5430

Trigger me timbers


the-quack-man46

beside the "joke" I'm more annoyed about the lack of cropping


skip_over

Fuck this


itsjustaxo

This is the stupidest strawman


dharmabumts

Literally the post above this on my feed is how transphobic r/all is. Awesome. My state just voted to stop letting insurance cover my health care, go ahead... kick me again.


minemaster1337

It’s funnier when you remove the “because I like the color pink” part


Noisebug

Why is someone cutting off dicks to begin with?


black-hills

no one’s cutting off kids dicks, people are just making stuff up so they can be mad


dixon_cider505

I feel bad for those children... It's truly sad


Silent-Decision-5452

they allow you to manipulate your genitals when you turn 18, no one is chopping of dicks cuz someone else thinks that. thats complitely their choice.


yjorn299

Being trans doesn't mean going through transitionings. You are trans before that. These dumbfucks like you think being trans is a decision that's why you freak out hearing "trans kids". Trans people were trans kids. You think they came out of the womb as full adults? I feel bad for your 6yo son because if he asks to have nails and wear pink dress and skirts and makeups you wouldn't let him to because you're busy "feeling bad for other kids" lmao.