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chuckinalicious543

All fun and games until you hit a pothole or even a tiny pebble, and you go from having a fun time to having no time left


knee_bro

Right? If the truck brakes just a little bit too suddenly while they’re anchored on behind the wheels, what do they think is going to happen?


stonestonerstoney

I am a UPS driver, and one time leaving a stop outside this guys house, I glanced in my rear view monitor and saw some kids on their scooters and bikes about 10 feet behind my truck, totally reasonable distance so I put my truck In drive to move forward and they all lunged to hold on to the side handles and steps around my rear bumper, and when I let off the throttle and gently braked they all ran into my bumper with their scooters and bikes, I was only going maybe 3mph, any faster and they definitely would have hit so hard they would have been injured. I was livid. I got out and started telling their dad that was standing outside watching, and he was like “oh they were doing that? Haha, yeahh” I proceeded to tell him this truck weighs 20,000lbs and I would squish them all like bugs and never even feel the bump. Went right over the dads head but some of the kids were looking green at the gills of my description of what would happen to their bones and gray matter as I rolled over them with all that weight. The next time I saw them they all waited at the curb patiently for me to leave.


Erwin_Rommel5

I got a similar rundown from an old farmer I worked for I wasn’t paying attention around a seeder while he was lowering the side wings of it almost got crushed.


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

I grew up on a farm, never had that "nearly crushed" moment because my dad always took the time to explain *why* damn near every tool or machine in that barn was nickednamed "the Widowmaker". I was taught to just look at any moving part, and imagine what would happen if my sleeve got caught in it or something. Shit like this is fucking terrifying, stomache fell out my ass when that dude jumped in front of the tires. More kids need to spend time on farms to learn the kind of crazy shapes that machines will twist you into.


playerslayerpro

A guy in my town was working at a mushroom farm, he was working on a grinding machine when one of his arms got caught in the machine, he stuck his second arm in the machine to try and pull his other arm out but got the second one stuck too. Lucky someone was working on a tractor outside when they heard screaming and rushed inside to see what was going on, he managed to pull the guy out of the machine, but the grinder tore off both his arms and the guy was sent immediately to the hospital.


SlenderSmurf

hold on I think I've heard this one before, was his mom able to visit him at the hospital?


playerslayerpro

Not sure but I read in the papers he finally got work compensation around the beginning of the year. Btw is the guy your thinking of from Australia QLD?


SlenderSmurf

[uhh](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/)


Lcb444

what the fuck ??


kokoyumyum

Bad boy. But it is legend. I knew where you were going,.....


falalalama

The owner of the farm I worked on as a kid would throw a piece of wood or something into one of the machines and just say "that's your arm" and walk away. Never stuck my hands anywhere near any moving parts.


applejack808

Thatd be all the explanation I’d need. 😅


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

Haha, I might just steal this one 🤣


Shhhhhpongle

My brother was calving on the farm across from our house, i think it was maybe 3 week placement as part of his vetmed uni course. In that time he managed to get hit across the face by the tines on the tellehandler and backed into by a trailer. He was fine after both but visibly shook after both.


thinkingbescary

Maybe dad wanted to be child free? 🤷‍♂️


Plainbench

His plan lwas foiled


EyesWithoutAbutt

The kids in my neighborhood do this. Asshats.


Avondubs

The worst bit is they will stop the friction between the road and the tyre. This world stop the type tyre spinning as they got ran over..... Kinda like slamming the breaks on, when driving on ice.


Cheeko914

I'm just suprised that the wheels on the rollerblades haven't fragmented everywhere at this speed


_Known-Reputation_

Right?! Modern roller blade are lit!


tyronedafurry

Thank god it wasn't in Montreal


OneUseHero

I fully expected somebody to be run over


Jaystorm_

agreed. thought i was on something akin to r/meatcrayon for a second


Bandobeorth

If something happened it wouldn't be posted there though.


ThornyBromance

Meat highliter lmao


Lunaris52

Meat paint-roller? If you wanna have a laugh, just put ‘meat’ before any art supply


Worldly_Director_142

Friend of mine (deceased) called it a human eraser.


Ill_Run5998

Friction...an unknown concept to these kids :) Friction and ball bearings, what's the worse that could happen


KickingPugilist

Seems like they're pretty experienced. Stupid, but experienced.


HudsonHawk556

They appear to be wearing helmets, there has been at least one "incident" before.


diddobunny

I don’t see helmets, just stupid hair on stupid heads that will probably be stupid stains on the highway someday if they don’t wise up.


HudsonHawk556

Ah wait you’re right


radiocabedelo

safety comes first


im_not_funny_or_smrt

Oh I was waiting to see brake lights come on


ughewag

Forget it, the potholes will take them out sooner.


laxkid7

Inwas waiting for that but that has to be the smoothest toad ive ever seen and wanna know where that road is at. Im impressed and want to visit that countries roads. And those rollerblades have some really good bearings to be hanging that speed


BoldKenobi

Based on the tuktuk passing the truck, and the nastaliq script, I'd say Pakistan.


Monster__

When they went in front of the tire..


Seriouslypsyched

I cringed as they passed the wheels...


macabremom_

I audibly cringed. Holy shit thats stupid.


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I’m lying in bed going “hnnngggg” to myself watching this. Such fools!


SouthOcean1011

Who wouldn't want to be a human toothpaste tube?


SwiftFool

One fucking pebble...


LeighLeighTex

Do you want your internal organs wrapped around the wheel of a semi? Because this is how you get your internal organs wrapped around the wheel of a semi.


SexGodDadBod

You keep saying internal organs but after getting wrecked these guys are going to have external organs.


LeighLeighTex

Hahaha - so true!


CashCow4u

From rolling roadkill to greasy spot in the road.


herpulese

It's all fun and games until someone gets their internal organs wrapped around the wheel of a semi.


myname_isnot_kyal

it will also crush their massive balls


VoltzyBoi_

Good thing they don't have brains to lose.


rcole1992

I was rollerblading one time, was skating along and hit a tiny pebble, my front wheel broke and I fell down. Cut up and bleeding, I was happy I wasn’t going any faster… putting way too much faith in those 25 cent wheels


Occhrome

Bro I did something similar on my long board, I was trying to carve like the pros. It was so dumb looking back. I some how didn’t hit my head but fucked up my knee and palms


SilverHaze024

Know a kid who's a vegetable from taking a header off a longboard. Shits no joke.


FeignedMaturity

Yeah ok, so there's a very real risk of an immediate and brutal death from so much as a matchstick on the road, but the payoff is ~~being called fuckwits by strangers on the internet~~ fame. Checkmate haters.


ssdriver812

This is the single handed most dangerous thing I’ve ever seen.


Jagabeeeeeee

Truck brakes. Under they go


TheHotCake

How do people, kids or otherwise, think this is a good idea?


rimjobnemesis

The red shirt guy looks about 10 years old. What a bunch of dumbasses. Wonder how many of them are still alive.


GratefulOctopus

Truck go vroom. Skate go fast? How bad?


Bunker89320

If one of the bearings in their wheels fail it’s game over. Those bearings are likely not designed for that high of sustained speeds


Entire_Toe2640

Idiots.


kevroy314

Tried something like this in undergrad, and my wheels melted and expanded then fused to the chassis when I stopped. Was very surprising.


Chemical_Robot

This is crazy. But it does look fun. It’s easy to forget about the stupid shit you do when you’re a kid, out of foolishness and enjoyment. When you’ve done something so many times you get complacent about the dangers. I bet these kids didn’t even contemplate the notion that they might get hurt doing this.


Fallenultima

Dude.....fuck that.


Iltempered1

One pebble away from meeting the maker.


tenjackofdiamonds

At that speed those wheels are gonna give out soon enough. And then he’ll be a stain


Reddit_Goes_Pathetic

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin. Here's some of them right now!


steelneil82

skitchin'


hel112570

Spicy Placenta


CremeGoodness

Do people just never stop honking in india, they must go through alot of horn replacements.


johnzaku

In a lot of places, honking isn’t used the same as it is in UK or America. It’s more of an “I’m here, I’m here” than antagonistic


blueoncemoon

[That time](https://twitter.com/MumbaiPolice/status/1223090017397960705?s=20&t=l8b9Y00UJNhlyhFp5XYkjQ) the Mumbai Police connected decibel metres to their stop lights to make the signal stay red if the honking hit 85 dB


kissbythebrooke

I wonder if that was effective enough to be installed in other places in the area.


VelociraptorPirate

I fucking love India's sense of humour sometimes. Honk more, wait more. Priceless. HOW CAN SHE HONK!?


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spartanOrk

Yeah, I'm not sure what I'd do if I was the driver. Basically, any turning or breaking would probably kill them. I probably would very slowly veer into the shoulder and get my foot off the gas to slow down without breaking. Then I'd come out of the truck with a bludgeon and beat some sense into them with it. LoL


intporigins

That's not India.


rimjobnemesis

I don’t think so, either.


dqureshi06

It's pakistan


BrilliantRat

yeah the truck has arabic on it. Not India. Indian muslims dont use arabic script. Its used but rare. This is probably pakistan, they like to think thay are arabs.


Available_Ad_392

That's not arabic, that's urdu. The official language in Pakistan. Also, how do they like to think they're arabs? arabs are arabs, Pakistanis are Pakistanis. Simple.


tiredofyourshit99

That truck is too shiny and too long for it to be in India…


Oblivious_Ducks

*a lot


WhiteRose_init

So that’s how all those people ended up there…


GratefulDread222

That was hard to watch


willsurf4beer

Physics. Sketchy, but simple physics. I used to do dumb shit like that on a skateboard.


SRH82

That looks dangerous.


spartanOrk

No kidding! :-)


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Sherlock 🗿


computerman10367

One pothole and ur done


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anxiety lvl 100


bigmac-7777

This not behind, that's under a semi!


Gaping_Uncle

They're still on Sega Genesis out there. https://youtu.be/rrfg6hNa4uc


hel112570

Spicy Placenta.


A-Well-Done-Steak

One pebble….


SherlyNoHappyS5

Holy fucking shit.


madmaxextra

Those are some impressive bearings.


Captcolorblind

How are the wheels not on fire or just completely gone are they really made to go that fast?


Obnoxiousjimmyjames

Don’t get in front of the wheels! Holy shit.


gender_neutral_name

Gotta be pretty confident that there’s not gonna be any debris theyll trip over.


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I seen a dude get his head popped by a bus wheel on here and now I see this


Warpath1138

Don't supposed they considered the driver potentially having to spend the rest of his life knowing he'd liquidised these kids.


CHUCKL3R

That’s a great idea because the roads in India are the best in the world, right


Exploding_Muffin

Idiots are gonna traumatized a poor truck driver when he gets to a weigh station and his tires are covered in blood. Bad enough when people try to use semis to unalive themselves.


Yamilomers02

And let me guess, if one of them fall and get squished between the tires the truck driver will be the one to blame right ?


Lunaris52

Woah. This totally puts skyscraper-parkour to rest. Even if this is dumb and dangerous, come on, semi-truck roller blade skitch with no helmet is straight up fearless. At least falling off a tower gives you a couple seconds before you are absolutely fucking mangled to hell.


DisastrousFly1339

That’s dudes conscious did not have his back.


B2Rocketfan77

I was hoping it wouldn’t end with one or more of them getting flattened. Ugh.


Agent_Eggboy

Is a cool presentation of inertia tbf


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irrelevant_avocado

Dude what


HMD_086

I am an ex-muslim and studied Sharia laws, yet I don't understand what you want to say


Snoo72790

....and people wonder whatever happened with the sudden disappearance of rollerblading at the height of it's popularity years ago ...🙄......


ForbiddenLoveProblem

omg I was incredibly tense watching this


conehead2019

Family rides together


m7thena

I don’t forgive you


sambothehobo

Can anyone explain to me what the average bearing rating for inline scooters would be and also, at what rpm and speed would they fail/explode?


Pr00ch

That’s gotta be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen someone do


Occhrome

They better hope those little bearings don’t decide to lock up suddenly.


theregionalmanager69

Charles Darwin approves


Alalaskan

It’s very obvious their lives are worth a lot less than mine…


Organic-Lawfulness-1

Just 1 pothole...


rick_leye2

Is fuel that expensive?


porr1t0

Uff I hate that place


Dave_Jeep

one wrong move and it'll be half days out with the undertaker


Xirokesh

This is like watching those fish that clean whales flock around the whales, but those fish at least have a purpose


Astronaut-bear

Why do I only find these kind of videos of people in Middle East and Asia?


linc_y

I didn't realise that I had anxiety until I watched these rollerdorks.


oopsiedaisy2019

One pebble to the wheels in front of that tire and it’s all over before you know what even happened.


Syrairc

Those fucks trust their wheel bearings more than I trust my significant other


smellmyarmpits99

This reminds me of ghiaccio from jojo


znacidovla

Free organ upgrade!! Internal to wireless in just a few seconds!!


the_greatest_MF

they should try this on Indian roads


Jaffer0x

It's all fun untill its time for that Truck to hit some break


Jaded_Decisions

There like extra brake pads waiting for their time to shine


emortocosi

Sorry but that looks like fun.


ZimbabweanFuckface

You can tell it's India/around India by the constant honking


_KueStionZ_

Might as well get some gas while you're there


Snoo_63187

Who needs a car in L.A.? We have the best public transportation system in the world.


bugger_allz

Some solid bearings


c137_whirly

These people are entirely to calm doing this!


PeePeeConnoisseur

How is he not getting the death wobble from the shear amount of speed.


No-Cantaloupe-8124

Bro


TesticalDefibrillate

Great way to make your innards become outards.


Bfladkor

Looks fun though


Separate-Ad2726

I clinched my butthole so hard


whoisbstar

So much anxiety watching this... Why do I do this to myself?…


Laser9999

What country is this? How are the roads so smooth?


blubaldnuglee

Huh, always wondered how road pizza was made. Guy in front of the tires is going to be a fresh stain on a roafway one day...


thegummybear42

Am I wrong for hopping they would end up getting hurt because the truck would brake or some shit?


rideordienvrreplaced

I've seen alot of these lately... no fail videos yet?


dotter101

Low budget Fast & Furious