By - johnlen1n
I loved the part where we got to see ewan mcgregor (he looks like obi wan but shush!)
I’m waiting for my fiancé to get home from work and my skin is crawling. I tried to make him take the day off
I mean, it would be the best thing to do. It was really cool when ventress beat obi in that chess battle
And when spider man came in
and morbius said "its morbin time"
and its revealed jetstream sam and raiden are force users
and then blood shed, the man in the mirror nods his head
That moment when he revealed Jedi actually have wings was insane
I LOVED the moment with the [REDACTED]! So amazing!
Wow. Haven’t seen the episode yet and this is the first comment. God dammit Reddit.
I loved when he said his world-famous catchphrase "It's kenobin' time!"
I've seen the episode a kenobillion times!
I loved the part where Kenobi met up with morbius at the end to team up against the inquisitors.
It's morbin time!
You lose, General Kenobi! *asthmatic cough*
Obi realistic you haven’t seen it more than Wan time.
You joke is bad, and you should feel bad.
But I feel worse because I laughed at it
And then he did a back flip
And snapped the bad guy's neck
Super easy, barely an inconvenience
Saved the day
Wow wow wow wow, wow
I just wish he had the chance to say it again, can’t believe they killed him off in the first episode :(
Like you wished your chance?
Actually I have seen it and he actually does say his famous phrase! The part where he sees all those jawas and he stares in shock and utters it! "They do move in herds!"
I like the idea of each week flooding the sub with obviously BS spoilers.
PLEASE DO! I would love that!
I'm not one for fan service, but if he doesn't say "hello there" once in this series, I'm gonna kill everyone in this room and then myself.
You guys never disappoint
Like you disappointed his guy?
I don't know, it felt like they were copying the famous catchphrase from Morbius:the morbiest Avenger.
Lightning McQueen showed up in episode 2
Force Lightning McQueen
Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find controlling her will not be difficult.
Leia, on the other hand....
McQueen got midichlorians on his gasoline
>!Batman died in Episode 2 by R2D2!<
What? I thought he will fight Chadme and Thor or something
Arthur Morgan got to her. They cured his tuberculosis.
What the fuck
I loved the part where General Grievous crab walked right up to Vader to try and steal his lightsaber
Ah, a lightsaber comment!
Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, GIRose!
*My collection is now 27 comments long*
Edit: I am not worthy
You were the chosen one! You were supposed to summon the Grievous bot, not be ignored by it!
Edit: a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Hello there! *asthmatic cough*
Fuck you Grievous
Keep it safe.
I came to the comments to find this, your a champion .
Would you like anymore letters?
Like you liked his letters?
no, i’m fine thanks
Dude when morbius showed up and started to fist the grand inquisitior to buy obi wan some time I just couldn't anymore I just had to cry
You look tired.
Yo wtf that actually works 💀
That part was good and all but the scene where Richard Simmons reveals his force powers and lifts General Grievous off Spider-Man was the real tear jerker for me.
Power! Unlimited power!
Bro Same cummed a bit too ngl
When Kenobi and the Inquisitors all bonded because their mothers’ name was Martha too
And their prep to fight against Dark Seidious
I'm just over the moon about that scene where Obi and Vader scissor.
Personally the strap on scene was my favorite.
Reminds me of the time I downloaded Batman vs superman on a torrent and it turned out to be very high quality DC superhero porn.
You wouldn't happend to have the link to that would you
Asking for a friend obviously
😂 no unfortunately not, this was about 6 years ago when Batman vs superman came out and I didn’t keep it
>over the moon
Oh that was no moon
That part where Obi wan saved Batman and Superman is my favorite
Your friends shall die, Kenobi. And you shall soon follow! *asthmatic cough*
The reading's off the chart... over twenty thousand.Even Master Yoda doesn't have a body count that high!
I didn't do it for you
I love the part when Kenobi >! Tries hard drugs!<
>!The fact that this could have happened.!<
>! I mean, there's no way he didn't "accidentally" inhale at least a *little* before putting on the mask !<
Yeah, he actually got addicted to Death Sticks, it was crazy.
You want to go home and rethink your life.
I loved the part where Kenobi appears and says "I'm gonna keeeeennn!!!". Top ten cinema moments of all of history right there
The story of Obi-Wan Kenobi ends here!
Forget Midichlorians, the Force is all about magnets.
They live inside of me?
Like you forgot your force?
How do they work?
>!Couldn’t believe they cast Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan, that blew my fucking mind!<
General Kenobi, you are a bold one. *asthmatic cough*
Yeah but have you seen episode 2? The scene where.... is amazing
Wow didn't knew Leia was satine's & kenobi's child.
General Kenobi, you are a bold one.
I loved the part where Obi Wan had romantic intercourse with that tusken who he thought looked like Satine due to the heat of Tatooine melting his brain, who would have thought Disney would reveal such a crucial part of Obi-Wan's past
I love the part where Kenobi in the, with that person and does the, after the when the shows up
It was cool when Kenobi was saved by Kylo Ren from Darth Revan.
I loved the part where Uncle Owen hangs dong
I loved the part where he says his signatur catch phrase "Its nobin time!"
I don’t know which was cooler seeing darth jar jar or CHADme
Like you knew your jar?
I like the part when he says it's kenobin time
Man I loved the part where we got to see more of Obi-Wan
Bro remember when shrek offered Mando a Honda Civic? Shit was wild
I love the part when Obi-wan appeared outta nowhere and said “it’s Obi time” and proceeds to Orb every storm-trooper out of existence.
No spoilers, but just a question. Ep twos ending, does that make rebels no longer cannon?
Nobody knows the answer to this right now. There’s no information about whether it was fatal or just a flesh wound.
But no, I doubt it retconned anything. People have survived worse in Star Wars many times. If they’d actually planned for this to be lethal, they would’ve just made the guy a different character who could then be replaced by somebody else by the time of Rebels. But I’m 99.9% sure he’ll be fine.
Maul survived getting literally chopped in half and falling down a bottomless pit, the guy you’re talking about just got poked in the stomach. He’s probably fine.
Only if he's dead. People survived worse in star wars
👀👀👀 Vader be like
Keep it secret, keep it safe
Just dont click on spoiler posts, problem solved
I loved the part with the sand and the planet and the people/aliens
Guys did you see when obi wan dies in episode two in a four way fight between himself, kid Luke, kid Leia, and Owen, where Owen stole obi wan's lightsaber and revealed himself as Sith lord Darth Owen, then used force lightning to kill obi wan, Luke, and Leia, then destroyed every planet with force lightning, then put them back together to create owenoplis, where he is the emporer and palatine and Vader are his chore boys, along with everyone else who worked for the empire
At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge.
This isn't about you maul
Are you going to kill me?
I would certainly like to.
The hardcore sex scene between Obi-Wan and Owen in the second episode was a little bit long (it was 20 minutes), but it was definitely worth the wait for true Star Wars fans. The part where they 69’ed with the Inquisitors paired with the epic battle music by John Williams was amazing.
But make sure you watch the post-credit scene after because Yoda shows up with his massive green shlong and you know shits about to get real in the 3rd episode.
Another happy landing.
Cannot believe time-traveling Future Luke dueled with Sith Jar-Jar (Darth Meessabadguy)
I cannot believe how long the scene with two Gungans scissoring went on for.
My favorite part was when Reva told Kenobi that the grand inquisitor is actually his son with Satine
Do i need to watch anything from the new ones to watch Ob Wan? I only watched movie VII and VIII.
Nah, takes place between III and IV
Bro I loved when
Ok, but did you see the part when-
Yes, can you guys please give me even one day to watch it after work??
I will not say anything as I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
I’m abstaining so I can watch it with my partner but I know they’ll likely go ahead and watch it with their parents (Star Wars nerd family)
I swear, IGN need to chill. They’ve posted several videos where the title and thumbnail are spoilers.
Im about to see it. Thankfully people are respectable for once and have not spoiled it. Is it any good?
As long as you got a spoiler tag you're good
Megaman dies at the end
I loved the part when Kenobi showed up
General Kenobi, did you really think I would leave the hyperdrive unguarded?
In all seriousness though. What’s the consensus on the first episode(s)?
I thought it was excellent. Acting is a bit rough for a lot of the side characters but that’s standard for Star Wars live action TV at this point.
I loved the part where he was in the Desert
I'm not watching until all the episodes are out like a proper streaming service.
Disney trying to pretend this is the 90s and we need weekly TV shows still.
I’m glad they do it this way. It gives time for the community to talk and generate hype between episodes. Netflix shows generate a ton of discussion for the first few weeks and then completely vanish, and if you watch it later then everyone else has already forgotten about it. There’s no time for a community to form, you’ve either seen it or you haven’t. Stranger Things vanished from public conversation a month after each season came out, but the Mandalorian was talked about constantly for its whole run and afterward.
With weekly releases, most of the fans are on the same page and get excited about the next episode. I don’t think Game of Thrones would ever have generated the following it did if the entire world wasn’t on the edge of their seats each week.
IMO Disney are only doing it so people keep subscribing to Disney+ to see the next episode
Can we change the name of the adms to inquisitors
Because they hunt the spoilers
I love the part with kenobi
Kenobi. Kamino has fallen. Your clone army is doomed.
"Well, I've known no other way. Gives us clones all a mixed feeling about the war. Many people wish it never happened. But without it, we clones wouldn't exist." -Captain Rex
It was crazy watching when Obi-Wan- *Muffled screaming*
"Aw, you made a friend. Mission accomplished." -Boil
I’m waiting till next week so I only have to pay for one month of Disney plus
The best part was the 20min Gungan Sex Scene.
I still can’t believe they got chuck lore. The laugh track was such a good idea.
Kenobi died in episode 4
I loved the part with kenobi
I thought it was pretty clever that they managed to make all of his dialogue just "Hello there" in different tones of voice.
I love the part when Kenobi
I loved when he said it's morbin time
Keep it safe
I am gonna wait like 8 weeks so I can watch it together with my father.
Yes please keep it secret i’m in school rn and don’t want it spoiled for me before I get home.
I can’t watch it until Saturday :(
Spoiler alert it’s horrible trash
Like you alerted his spoiler?
[I really liked the part wher…](https://youtu.be/ITWjakEYhmk)
Yo Grievous. Where’s my lightsaber at.
Ah, a lightsaber comment!
Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, SadCalligrapher2512!
*My collection is now 3 comments long*
In all seriousness, I don’t think it was bad, but it’s got me kinda worried for the rest of the show.
Appreciate it good sir
If I speak, I am in big trouble
Not where I expected the X-Men/ Star Wars multiverse crossover but ultimately I think it was a good choice of plot direction.
I loved it when they introduced a young version of that legacy character and mate them so annoyingly insufferable it almost ruined the episode. Did they learn nothing from young Anakin in the phantom menace?
I thought the character was great. Wasn’t insufferable at all.
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I loved the part where the bad guys came and he kenobed those guys to death. Man, kenobi sure is one of the series out there.
Anakin, they're all over me!
All serious, kinda spoiler but not really anything to do with plot >!Is anyone else distracted by the fact that flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers is in this? Weird ass casting for me!<
If I need to delete this please tell me to guys. If you 100% want to know nothing, don't click it but it affects nothing.
Who doesn’t watch both in the same sitting?
Kenobi got high on lsd and fucked batman
"Keep up the assault!"
These puns break me
Thank you for this
I would never have expected the Mandalorian and baby Grogu to steal the first two episodes of Kenobi's series...