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FrankieBigNut

Granted. They hate you and want nothing to do with you


nonbinaryperson72537

:(


magicdog2013

Granted, you have to kill them first!


nonbinaryperson72537

can I write a book about me killing them?


ChipsAhoyNC

You sumon yourself from the book and have to kill yourself now.


EggHead-McGee

Granted. The universe collapses as matter is spontaneously generated, breaking the law of conservation of energy.


nick_clause

What if you just took the matter from a star somewhere on the other end of the universe and reassembled it accordingly? Stars are big enough that, unless OP decides to do something reckless like creating Galactus, using the matter to create fictional characters would have almost no effect.


ProphetofTables

Granted. The government kidnaps them and performs medical experiments on them. You have no way to rescue them.


Spearghost

Granted! They attack everyone else! Better choose wisely about who you bring to Earth!


RandoMinecraftGuy

Granted! But only in their fictional universes.