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xepa105

UCLs make you worse at baseball, confirmed.


Frank_Gaebelein

*gestures wildly at Max Muncy*


Im_Daydrunk

Holy fuck that was a bad pitch Lol Cant give Bryce one like that to hit


MVPiid

Walked the guy before him in 4 pitches too


JoelSimmonsMVP

hey man that guy is the alec mf bohm


popfilms

Alec "i fuckin hate this place" Bohm


JoelSimmonsMVP

i fucking hate this place too what the fuck was that


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notsaying123

I watched Will Smith. Pretty used to it


southernfriedscott

You realize that Will Smith was a closer last year right?


The_Jrueth

Lmao and this was entirely wasted. Classic Phillies baseball


CanadianCamX

I expect nothing from the Phillies bullpen and am disappointed everytime


koenje15

Dear Bryce, I feel like I can call you Bryce because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run! edit: pain


PHLdawg

I’ve sent this to Major League Baseball, his manager, his mom and he hasn’t gotten back to me.


icticus2

which means he hasn’t gotten it


CubsAlvFam44

absolute bomb. this dude is such a beast


ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER

How I learned to stop worrying and love the Universal DH rule


popfilms

MEIN FÜHRER, I CAN ~~WALK~~ HIT!


walruspanties

add Dr. Harper and we’re golden


RobbieAnalog

That thing was schmeckledorfed


Rozzy915

Schmeckledorfed is somehow an understatement


lamarcuswallace

That's not even a word and I agree with ya!!!


RPM021

If you've never been schmeckledorfed, consider yourself lucky. But if you get anywhere close to dingleschmaltz'd you better say your prayers and notify loved ones cause you're toast.


snottybooms

Damn what if we come back and win? EDIT: We did


OfTheDim

Could not have telegraphed that more mentioning how they’d have to face him in the 9th during the 8th inning.


Confused_Mirror

Baseball really needs to find better writers at this point. They rely on the same tropes and tricks.


Kancatzo37

Pain Edit: Happiness


ttam23

Looking forward to the Betts Harper Machado race for mvp


sambraddock9

good god that swing is just incredible


TigerBasket

Like pure ocean sex


helplesslyselfish

I was told that Harper was overrated


LetsHaveAwkwardSex

shame that this fella is overrated


MVPiid

That ball was annihilated


dudeguy16

bryce “lmao you guys play with UCLs??” harper


DARTH-PIG

I would die for this man


swirls9

Well your bullpen did that for you. Sorry Phillie bro


TheFriffin2

Holy fuck


Content-Letterhead98

Bomb


Insectshelf3

i love bryce harper so much


AFishOutOfWater3

Aaaaaand its gone! Phillies Baseball everyone!


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Bryce Harper only hits no doubters


Schwarzinator96

CHOP CHOP CHOP


childishdorito12

Oh no


bean803

CHOP CHOP CHOP


Schwarzinator96

hahahahahah (kill me)


amatom27

FUCK THE BARVES


hammerdown710

Fuck your outfielders


dart278

As a Phillies fan I agree. Fuck our outfielders.


ATLjoe93

Uno reverse 🔀


capitanelyosemite

Hahahahahahaha


SoggyBananas

And then what happened? 😏😈


JackTwoGuns

Lol didn’t even matter


SleepyChem

https://streamable.com/yknana


bean803

He’s quiet now lmaoooo


notsaying123

[click me](https://i.ibb.co/PMkDbxz/71-D6-B58uj-TL-SS500.jpg)


GruffyMcGuiness

no


MacsDildoBike

Fuck it, give me Will Smith.


MoonlitBadlands

Minter is the future


Willie-Alb

Even though we ended up winning, after that 4 pitch walk by Jansen, I have never been more confident in my entire life that Harper was hitting a bomb


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That was a juicy home run. Very pleasing to watch off the bat. Everyone in my house including the dogs stopped to watch where it landed.


standingboot9

Fuck… that ball knows how to get where it needs to be and fast.


Iciyy

“Torn UCL”