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kasaki89

So like do you get visibly angry when you start a new map and she's gone?


gerardx17

I hire and fire until she appears once more.


jonomarkono

Dedication


Ok_Camp_9588

Me but with Fe wong.


MasonP13

Wait is there literally someone named iron dick?


Im-Dead-inside1234

Took me a second


Sachiel05

My man is a being of pure will and dedication


ArcEarth

Oh boy I was going to be sad I wouldn't get Henry Woo Makes my day.


Petternackles

Is hiring/firing only way to get new scientists? I've been leaving 1 slot open so I can find my desirable traits and stats.


gerardx17

As far as I could see there is a number limit on the available scientists, and they never change unless you hire them and refresh the slot this way, but maybe there is another method Idk about.


SnickleFritz1228

Lmfao that’s amazing


jacorex

idk man sounds kinda simp


Ok_Camp_9588

So is the alarm the fact itself or does the fact come after the alarm?


ArmedBeaver205

You’re asking the real questions.


I_Do_Things_IGuess

Our avatars are twins


ArmedBeaver205

....Brother?


I_Do_Things_IGuess

……..Other Brother?!


Mail540

THE NAME OF THE SPIKE ON THE TAIL OF A STEGOSAURIAN IS CALLED A THAGOMIZER! THE NAME OF THE SPIKE ON THE TAIL OF A STEGOSAURIAN IS CALLED A THAGOMIZER! THE NAME OF THE SPIKE ON THE TAIL OF A STEGOSAURIAN IS CALLED A THAGOMIZER!


bageltoastee

Imagine you wake up to “YOU CANNOT OUTRUN A VELOCIRAPTOR YOU CANNOT OUTRUN A VELOCIRAPTOR YOU CANNOT OUTRUN A VELOCIRAPTOR”


iamn0tarabbit

The world's most ominous alarm clock


Mail540

YOUR CHANCES OF BEING KILLED BY A DINOSAUR ARE LOW BUT NEVER ZERO YOUR CHANCES OF BEING KILLED BY A DINOSAUR ARE LOW BUT NEVER ZERO YOUR CHANCES OF BEING KILLED BY A DINOSAUR ARE LOW BUT NEVER ZERO You’re starting to worry your clock is trying to tell you something


Soos_dude1

Well you know emu's are *pretty* dangerous, they won a war against the Aussies


StrelkaTak

And sparrows won a war against China


Elon_MuskOffical

WE WILL ALL DIE ONE DAY WE WILL ALL DIE ONE DAY WE WILL ALL DIE ONE DAY ”what the hell? That doesn’t even have to to with dinosaur!”


Ok_Camp_9588

STOP SHOUTING AT ME


TheThagomizer

I’m awake!


Lonesomecowboy57

Jurassic waifu


winnerhuh

LMAOO


Bobrexal

I vaguely remember seeing somewhere that all the scientists were just headshots of staff put into the game. No idea if that’s true


gerardx17

I thought they were probably just stock photos like Cabot


IWantToDoThings

I thought they were AI generated


bigfatcarp93

I haven't seen any of their ears fuse into their necks yet, so I would say not


trappedinatv

Newland here doesn't even have ears. Robot face confirmed.


blindchief

Is cabot a stock photo? So theirs someone in the world who got like 50 dollars for. Ahead shot and they used it in a big game?


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blindchief

He is! Heres his site [https://www.jeremylea.com/](https://www.jeremylea.com/) I wonder if he gets royalties or anything


RogueIslesRefugee

By the looks of it he's more than just some rando that happens to have a photo on Shutterstock or so. He's an actual professional model of sorts, complete with representation.


JumpscareRodent

You mean Daddy Cabot ~~was a random guy from stock photos....~~ I guess they paid him specifically for that shot


JensErik_Frontier

As far as I'm aware, we haven't used headshots of our staff


Bobrexal

There ya have it, then it’s just rumor thanks


[deleted]

Move on man, she’s a Generalist. You deserve better.


bubuplush

One of my scientists looked like Mia Khalifa, not sure if they are AI generated or stock photos lmao


BevansDesign

Probably stock, but who knows? The original characters in the first game were stock photos: Cabot Finch, Dua, Lambert, Isaac.


-Bullet_Magnet-

No crush is worth $25.800.. PER FCKN MINUTE!!!


noob_dragon

Only way I can justify these costs for scientists is that they actually come with their own employees, maybe like 1-20, and that they are kind of bigshots in their fields.


potandskettle

Yeah.. was gonna say you can probably find cheaper hookers in Vegas..


Youngling_Hunt

Just go to the local Walmart parking lot. You can probably find one for next to nothing there


potandskettle

Well.. technically they could be more expensive because they do often have that extra hole..


JediSpectre117

Ye'll got one in Blackpool England for a poke of Chips


Jewbringer

Yeah salaries are fucking high. Plus the paid vacation every 3 actions :(


YamahaRN

Assuming we give them 10 unpaid weeks out of the year plus weekends, OPs crush alone earns 2.5 billion per year. LOL WTF who is minting new billionaires every year even after tax.


reply671

Do you rename her or keep the default name? If renamed, what would it be?


gerardx17

I keep her default, I always call her waifu anyway.


Im-Dead-inside1234

For me, BEANWOMAN


Mail540

Why is that alarm clock app not a real thing


Amaan9085

😂😂


DarthDeimos6624

I also have a crush on your scientist.


xXx_SloppyJoe_xXx

Sheesh!


hovercroft

How is the second game? I loved the first but hated a lot of the contract/missions. Requiring me to make dinosaurs fight that I didn’t even want to put in the park in the first place. To force breakouts with agitated dinosaurs for “entertainment” purposes. Contracts that required me to incubate a dinosaur I didn’t even have access to yet.


TheDee4826

Well there are no contracts in this game, hallelujah. I think its amazing and it's just about following the story missions which are nowhere near as bad as "make an indominus rex, t-rex, giga, and spino as a Tornado ravages your island and they Constantly try to break out for literally no reason. So it's the fun of the first but better and no annoying contracts to Constantly complete.


hovercroft

That sounds more to my liking. Don’t get me wrong I thought the first was brilliant in terms of park building but really got sick of the contracts towards the end. Especially with like you said make 5 ravaging carnivores and release storms. Or stick this carnivore in with a bunch of herbivores but don’t let them be eaten. Will pick it up next month probably so glad to hear they scrapped all of that


TheDee4826

Good to hear, hope you enjoy as much as I am. There is a ton of new stuff to customize in this game which I'm sure you will enjoy


hovercroft

It’s hard not to enjoy anything that has dinosaurs in it. Look forward to it.


[deleted]

You deserve an award


_Levitated_Shield_

Please tell me that app that gives daily dinosaur facts is a real thing.


kickerwhitelion

You are supposed to have a crush on Cabot Finch.


Tuffgenius93

I have all beautiful women cooking up my monstrosities 😂 thought I was the only one


Any-Bridge6953

I can see why.


Rickk96

Shit, she damn near looks like Stephen Curry's wife Ayesha


Feeling-Pumpkin-3639

She bad!


mrrobosaur55

Antônia-Chan


GamingKiwi70

Human Resources would like to know your location


yoolessgoo

Get bitches


Bigbosssl87

They need to add a mini game where you can get to know her a bit better


Cheesyduck126

New mission don't bang your scientist


ksmith1994

Why she got the bang me eyes tho


theGreatViolaKing

God DAMN shes hot tho


Harjifs

Can’t blame you.


SnooBeans987

Generalist? Ewwww


Kind-Character7342

Antonia Newland! What a babe!


greendayshoes

I really love reading the bios of the scientists I always get attached to them because of their backstories and forget to choose them based on their skills.


Crackracket

[thispersondoesnotexist.com](https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/)


drzeeb

Can't go wrong with a Jersey girl! That being said, how does this mechanic actually work? I've only played the first game and have been lurking to see if I should try this one out.


TheDee4826

You literally need scientist for EVERYTHING now. Expeditions, fossil extractions, dinosaur synthesis, incubation, and research. Certain task require a set amount of skill points to complete. These are logistics, welfare, and genetics, each scientist has set amount of points in each field and in order to complete a task you must assign certain scientist which add up to the amount required. They also have little traits such as motivated or research cost which can,be helpful and will apply when in use. Only downside is that they get super expensive fast, take ages to complete, and need to rest every other turn. Overall they add a great challenge to the game but they can be very confusing and frustrating at times. Still an amazing game which I can't stop playing.


Calebthehyenaman

Sheeeeesh


Arachobia

Are scientists unique or randomly generated? As in: does a scientist always have the same name, picture, stats and ability or does it just mix from a pool of options?


gerardx17

It's randomized. But the faces are taken from a pool, so you could have different scientists with the same face in 2+ different parks


EarthMagicYT

Wtf