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swiss_sanchez

Ah yes, The Last Númenorean Of Us, now streaming on a service you don't currently have.


Gman-343

>The Last Númandalorian Of Us


JohnDelicious

This is the way. To mordor. Lets go.


Fraun_Pollen

Change up his sword and could be The Last Númandalorian of Us Thrones


swiss_sanchez

FFS, yes, that's it right there


AnzekDirano

That legit made me laugh.


MauPow

With his companion, Grodo


inshanester

"JOEL! What are you doing the witch king says no man can kill him". " Yeah that's all right, I belive him". *Hits WK with a brick and Ellie goes in for the kill with an elven enchanted switchblade*.


NoobOfTheSquareTable

They can’t kill him sure, but they didn’t say anything about knocking out it seriously injuring


MrMustached

I have eleven echanted switchblades two!


inshanester

Elven stupid autocorrct LOL. It did it again. Eleven elven enchanted switchblades were given to the girls in the Boston orphanage. But, they were all deceived. In the snows of the Wyoming mountains the golf club of vengeance was forged in greif.


C_Cooke1

Pedro Pascal characters sure know how to protect children while travelling with them over great distances.


_I_must_be_new_here_

Unless there's a Mountain in the way


BJohnson170

He wasn’t protecting children then he was avenging them. The difference in motive changes the outcome


_I_must_be_new_here_

I know, that's what I meant by 'unless'.


BLADE_OF_AlUR

He just needs to get better about using his brains!


_I_must_be_new_here_

Yeah, his thoughts were all over the place


Dont_Even_Trip

If you give him a second I'm sure an idea will pop into his head.


_I_must_be_new_here_

They do as a rule of thumb


ImaSloppySlopSlop

They don't hurt little girls in Dorne


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skyturdle_

Coincidentally the same age as grogu (I think that’s his name?) lol


ethar_childres

It's funny how it's “kid” when Frodo is about fifty at that point.


YoloIsNotDead

Hey, so is Grogu


MyLifeIsDope69

Do we know anything about when Yoda species learns to talk? Seems Grogu has a developmental disability not being able to speak in like 50 years. Maybe it just takes them until age 200 or so to finally talk. I believe Yoda and Yaddle were around 1000


Zephyrum_Zero

Exist some theories that Grogu's PTSD could made him develop slower than what was expected for his species. That sort of thing also happens with human kids when they get a trauma


YoloIsNotDead

Yoda is around 900 years old in the prequels and originals. Yaddle was 470-something when she died. Idk if there's anything about Yoda in the High Republic, but seeing how he died at 900, I just thought that his species lived 10 times longer than a regular human would. So Grogu at 50 would basically be a 5 year old. But since he behaves like a 2 year old, I'm either making a wrong assumption or he has a developmental setback (order 66 maybe caused it?)


BetanKore

Very likely his trauma caused it


spunktrunk5

Still in his like early twenties in hobbit years


BetanKore

Hobbits live the same as your average man


spunktrunk5

A hobbit becomes an adult at 33 years, hobbits mature at about two-thirds the rate of Men


BetanKore

Just did some research and you are right. I don't know why I had that idea


notsostupidman

Uh-huh. He's middle aged for hobbit standards. He just looks so young because of the influence of the Ring.


BetanKore

I don't know why people downvoted you. You are totally right


RSforce1

*The Gondororian*


skyturdle_

*the gondoloriast of us*


Lunar-Cleric

Pascal to the Balrog: *loads Amban disruptor-bow with malicious intent* "I can bring you in hot, or I can bring you in cold." Balrog: surprised Pikachu face


Fenllagandr

From what is that?


[deleted]

The Great Wall. It's a movie from the Before Times. When Hollywood was still sucking Winnie the Pooh's red rocket.


Fenllagandr

Okay, thank you


brzoza3

It's not anymore?


[deleted]

No. Covid kinda fucked that up.


brzoza3

Then why are they still adding easy to remove gay characters?


[deleted]

'Cause not just China is anti-gay. A lot of other countries like the UAE, Singapore, Iraq, Russia, etc are homophobic. And Hollywood wants all the money from everyone. Except Russia and China. For various reasons. Also, have you seen any movies released in the past 2 years that are just raging boners for China? 'Cause I haven't.


brzoza3

Definetly don't remember anything as weird as that iron Man 3 china exclusive ending. But i thought that is mostly because i don't really watch anything nowadays


Bird_Is_The_Lord

Btw if you want to see how Pedro Pascal looked like in 2001 when Fellowship was released, you can! He was in an obscure movie called Earth vs. the Spider and he looked... different.


nada_accomplished

He was also in an episode of Buffy! I was rewatching recently and was like "holy shit that's Pedro!" Definitely one of those dudes who looks better as he ages


[deleted]

I watched his part of this movie on youtube and holy moly, at the first sight i didnt even realised its him


Calligaster

![gif](giphy|rI9O6UXkCjvTG)


Dogs-wearing_Hats

He’d make a great Strider


aragorn_bot

Get back! Stay close to Gandalf!


gandalf-bot

Frodo has passed beyond my sight. The darkness is deepening.


EvilLordMittens

This is the route


3waysToDie

😂


ahjifmme

He bought Frodo Burger King before their flight with the Eagles.


MauPow

"I hate the Eagles"


isinedupcuzofrslash

![gif](giphy|HGZuoLJrOB7TW) Council of the fellowship: 3018 colorized


Strange_Letter_8879

This. This is why I'm subbed to this channel. Diamond in the rough right here


KakashiTheRanger

How it would have been in Glorfindel went.


TravelWellTraveled

Is this a Last of Us meme? Because all Sauron needs is an ugly woman with a golf club to derail this little fantasy...


notsostupidman

His skull would probably be crushed by Lord Grond himself


bot-of-grond

GROND


Bombanater

I think he would make a good aragon. Not a good a vigo Martinson, but that's hardly a fair comparison


Subterfuge-

Who's that?


3scap3plan

Yes he did really well in GOT if I recall and that was just vs a big man.


RYNO758

And then Gandalf says no and Joel kills everyone in Rivendell to get to Frodo.


gandalf-bot

Hope is kindled!


Thom_LM_Wind

Dorne!


OniShr00m

The Numendalorian