"JOEL! What are you doing the witch king says no man can kill him". " Yeah that's all right, I belive him". *Hits WK with a brick and Ellie goes in for the kill with an elven enchanted switchblade*.
Elven stupid autocorrct LOL. It did it again.
Eleven elven enchanted switchblades were given to the girls in the Boston orphanage. But, they were all deceived. In the snows of the Wyoming mountains the golf club of vengeance was forged in greif.
Do we know anything about when Yoda species learns to talk? Seems Grogu has a developmental disability not being able to speak in like 50 years. Maybe it just takes them until age 200 or so to finally talk. I believe Yoda and Yaddle were around 1000
Exist some theories that Grogu's PTSD could made him develop slower than what was expected for his species. That sort of thing also happens with human kids when they get a trauma
Yoda is around 900 years old in the prequels and originals. Yaddle was 470-something when she died. Idk if there's anything about Yoda in the High Republic, but seeing how he died at 900, I just thought that his species lived 10 times longer than a regular human would. So Grogu at 50 would basically be a 5 year old. But since he behaves like a 2 year old, I'm either making a wrong assumption or he has a developmental setback (order 66 maybe caused it?)
Pascal to the Balrog: *loads Amban disruptor-bow with malicious intent* "I can bring you in hot, or I can bring you in cold."
Balrog: surprised Pikachu face
'Cause not just China is anti-gay. A lot of other countries like the UAE, Singapore, Iraq, Russia, etc are homophobic. And Hollywood wants all the money from everyone. Except Russia and China. For various reasons.
Also, have you seen any movies released in the past 2 years that are just raging boners for China? 'Cause I haven't.
Definetly don't remember anything as weird as that iron Man 3 china exclusive ending. But i thought that is mostly because i don't really watch anything nowadays
Btw if you want to see how Pedro Pascal looked like in 2001 when Fellowship was released, you can! He was in an obscure movie called Earth vs. the Spider and he looked... different.
He was also in an episode of Buffy! I was rewatching recently and was like "holy shit that's Pedro!"
Definitely one of those dudes who looks better as he ages
Ah yes, The Last Númenorean Of Us, now streaming on a service you don't currently have.
>The Last Númandalorian Of Us
This is the way. To mordor. Lets go.
Change up his sword and could be The Last Númandalorian of Us Thrones
FFS, yes, that's it right there
That legit made me laugh.
With his companion, Grodo
"JOEL! What are you doing the witch king says no man can kill him". " Yeah that's all right, I belive him". *Hits WK with a brick and Ellie goes in for the kill with an elven enchanted switchblade*.
They can’t kill him sure, but they didn’t say anything about knocking out it seriously injuring
I have eleven echanted switchblades two!
Elven stupid autocorrct LOL. It did it again. Eleven elven enchanted switchblades were given to the girls in the Boston orphanage. But, they were all deceived. In the snows of the Wyoming mountains the golf club of vengeance was forged in greif.
Pedro Pascal characters sure know how to protect children while travelling with them over great distances.
Unless there's a Mountain in the way
He wasn’t protecting children then he was avenging them. The difference in motive changes the outcome
I know, that's what I meant by 'unless'.
He just needs to get better about using his brains!
Yeah, his thoughts were all over the place
If you give him a second I'm sure an idea will pop into his head.
They do as a rule of thumb
They don't hurt little girls in Dorne
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Coincidentally the same age as grogu (I think that’s his name?) lol
It's funny how it's “kid” when Frodo is about fifty at that point.
Hey, so is Grogu
Do we know anything about when Yoda species learns to talk? Seems Grogu has a developmental disability not being able to speak in like 50 years. Maybe it just takes them until age 200 or so to finally talk. I believe Yoda and Yaddle were around 1000
Exist some theories that Grogu's PTSD could made him develop slower than what was expected for his species. That sort of thing also happens with human kids when they get a trauma
Yoda is around 900 years old in the prequels and originals. Yaddle was 470-something when she died. Idk if there's anything about Yoda in the High Republic, but seeing how he died at 900, I just thought that his species lived 10 times longer than a regular human would. So Grogu at 50 would basically be a 5 year old. But since he behaves like a 2 year old, I'm either making a wrong assumption or he has a developmental setback (order 66 maybe caused it?)
Very likely his trauma caused it
Still in his like early twenties in hobbit years
Hobbits live the same as your average man
A hobbit becomes an adult at 33 years, hobbits mature at about two-thirds the rate of Men
Just did some research and you are right. I don't know why I had that idea
Uh-huh. He's middle aged for hobbit standards. He just looks so young because of the influence of the Ring.
I don't know why people downvoted you. You are totally right
*The Gondororian*
*the gondoloriast of us*
Pascal to the Balrog: *loads Amban disruptor-bow with malicious intent* "I can bring you in hot, or I can bring you in cold." Balrog: surprised Pikachu face
From what is that?
The Great Wall. It's a movie from the Before Times. When Hollywood was still sucking Winnie the Pooh's red rocket.
Okay, thank you
It's not anymore?
No. Covid kinda fucked that up.
Then why are they still adding easy to remove gay characters?
'Cause not just China is anti-gay. A lot of other countries like the UAE, Singapore, Iraq, Russia, etc are homophobic. And Hollywood wants all the money from everyone. Except Russia and China. For various reasons. Also, have you seen any movies released in the past 2 years that are just raging boners for China? 'Cause I haven't.
Definetly don't remember anything as weird as that iron Man 3 china exclusive ending. But i thought that is mostly because i don't really watch anything nowadays
Btw if you want to see how Pedro Pascal looked like in 2001 when Fellowship was released, you can! He was in an obscure movie called Earth vs. the Spider and he looked... different.
He was also in an episode of Buffy! I was rewatching recently and was like "holy shit that's Pedro!" Definitely one of those dudes who looks better as he ages
I watched his part of this movie on youtube and holy moly, at the first sight i didnt even realised its him

He’d make a great Strider
Get back! Stay close to Gandalf!
Frodo has passed beyond my sight. The darkness is deepening.
This is the route
😂
He bought Frodo Burger King before their flight with the Eagles.
"I hate the Eagles"
 Council of the fellowship: 3018 colorized
This. This is why I'm subbed to this channel. Diamond in the rough right here
How it would have been in Glorfindel went.
Is this a Last of Us meme? Because all Sauron needs is an ugly woman with a golf club to derail this little fantasy...
His skull would probably be crushed by Lord Grond himself
GROND
I think he would make a good aragon. Not a good a vigo Martinson, but that's hardly a fair comparison
Who's that?
Yes he did really well in GOT if I recall and that was just vs a big man.
And then Gandalf says no and Joel kills everyone in Rivendell to get to Frodo.
Hope is kindled!
Dorne!
The Numendalorian