By - Matapple13
So is the "really good lawyer" gonna show up in she hulk
I would love to see Murdock v Walters in the courtroom in the MCU.
Aren’t they both prosecution lawyers though? Or can lawyers flip-flip between defense and prosecution? I don’t know shit about lawyery (or whatever it’s called)
Well Murdock and Nelson represented Karen Page for her defense.
And Matt even offered to represent Peter Parker and Happy Hogan who weren't on the best of terms with people.
Who’s Peter Parker?
That guy who made the deal with Mephisto. Remember?
One more day
He's a spider who was bitten by a radioactive man, giving him all the powers of a man. We now call him... Man-Spider.
And also Punisher, and Offered to do so for xxxxx-xxx
I don't think he's even prosecution in the mcu.
Matt Murdock has always been a defense attorney. In the show there’s even a conversation of why defense over other law practices
It's not magic lmfao
I believe *in general* lawyers tend to stick to what they do the most but can *in general* take on other cases if they so choose. For example, ~~Matt Murdock is a prosecution lawyer, but in No Way Home he is acting in the role of Peter’s defense lawyer even though they never went to court.~~ So they can do either prosecution or defense. ~~I believe legally they can only work in their specific field (I.e. criminal vs civil) but idk about that.~~
DISCLAIMER: IANAL and this is not legal advice, if a lawyer would like to step in and correct any errors that would be greatly appreciated. :)
E: I have been informed that lawyers can work both civil and criminal, I was incorrect.
E2: I’ve been informed Matt Murdock is indeed a defense lawyer in the mcu not a prosecution lawyer, so my example is a poor one.
When did Matt become a prosecutor in the MCU? IIRC, we've only ever seen him as a defense or general attorney.
I was about to say that. SPOILERS FOR DAREDEVIL AHEAD (I have no idea of how to paint text black on mobile)
In the MCU (or whatever continuity the Netflix series take place) Nelson & Murdock have only ever been on defense. They defended Karen, that bowling ball killer, Elena, the Punisher... Foggy did spend most of season 3 running for DA against Blake Tower though, but left the election by the end of the season to reform Nelson & Murdock with Matt and Karen.
In one of the comics (I forget which artist had the storyline), Matt returned to NYC and was a prosecutor in the DA's office. This was after one of his moves to San Francisco.
>!could be, it seemed more to me that he was the lawyer that was hired for the case in general, but we really didn’t see enough to say for sure imo. !<
That was actually really helpful, thanks
I think in the show he mostly did defense stuff.
I’d hope the finale is just the two of them in court screwing each other over lol
Whoah where they work?! Kinky.
She hulk has canonical (and obviously uncaninical) story about screwing ironman, wolverine and others
Sure, but the joke was doing it in court hahaha
it's morbin time
Yeah i would really love for Saul Goodman to show up
Probably in Echo.. not sure about this one
That'll be the only way they can make echo interesting.
ikr.. see the thing about echo is that she just doesn't feel like she warrants her own show.. but the trailers could change my mind and i'm here with an open mind..
But in all seriousness i would rather have a Yelena show (tbh i'd love that.. pls Marvel)
Yelena and Ket Beeshop show.
It can be 6 episodes of them eating macaroni and cheese and I would be happy.
It's rumoured that this show would get a Jessica Jones cameo... And if it's not Kristen Ritter I will throw things.
I'm hoping she hires a certain super powered private investigator to get her evidence for a case
What are you talking about? Phase 4 is obviously about Wong.
It's an ancient custom to bow
FORTIFY YOUR MINDS!!!
As additional proof, Wong is literally in this TV Show.
I want a series about wong and his fit af crew of 'angels'
I'll admit, Mme Portman is rockin like this.
Chadme be stronk!
Bro... Those arms can rock me to sleep.
Me want snu snu
Death by snu-snu eh? Sounds eRoTic
EROTIC. Erotic. erotic. *erotic.*
[(Gilbert Gottfried Clip that is Related)](https://youtu.be/THnVLDgFb4o)
I cannot get that voice out of my head now. I want someone to map his voice so I can use it as my Siri
"I'M SORRY I DIDN'T QUITE *GET* THAT"
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
We know you do Johnny...
Years of market research here at Marvel have all determined the same desires in males 16-34.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
All I need for the next team up movie
They’re gonna leave the lights on in the theater for that one.
Double money for lights off ticket .
Let Paul Reubens know
Buffed Mommy Cinematic Universe
Don't give that YouTube channel ideas.
Marvel about to turn a whole generation of children into subs
Been doing that since at least the 60’s female super heroes are not a new concept
Well yeah female super heroes aren't new. It's just with how popular the MCU is, and that they're all specifically taller, muscular women
I mean cat woman was a dominatrix with a riding crop and strong men following her in like the 30s?
W H A T
Check her original intro. She had a tight fitting dress and a mask and used either an elongated riding crop or a cat’o’nine tails depending upon artist.
My experience with Gen Z and millennials suggests the world didn’t need Marvel to do this for there to be a generation of subs.
My experience with reddit suggests the world didn’t need Marvel to do this for there to be a generation of subs.
They’ll also inspire more doms… some people will BECOME the mommy dommies
I worry about the dommy mommy shortage. What if it happens? What will we do?
Maybe my BA in economics will finally be good for something.
We just gotta support that dream, power to the women!
We're not dominant
We're not going anywhere unless you uh... tell us to
Imagine what going on in the minds for Nerdrotic and other similar channels right now.
ive read that unironically at least 3 times today
I fought long and hard to stop getting their dumbass videos recommended to me.
It was worth every second.
Quite literally now since "she" is in the name of the show
OMG Marvel is going to woke! they're now using a female character that's only been around since the... the 1980s?
"I hate to say I told you so, *but*..."
If this is the M-She-U... GIVE ME MORE
"This is the end of masculinity as we know it!"
“I’m just so mad, I’ll just go watch WWE tonight.”
"I'm so mad, I'm going to watch homoerotic films!" *turns on 300*
They hate women so much that they watch porn with no women in it
What's more masculine than a dick?
*women’s match opens show*
They'll be making a video and scream/rant about it as we speak.
I can hear the critical drinker saying: "You like hulk? Now here's his more feminist replacement. Of course we're getting another show with STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER as the lead, no doubt it'll be filled tp the brim with *The Message*." "ONLY MEN GET TO BE STRONG AND COOL WAH MARVEL STOP STOP STOP"
Probably some lie about how it’ll flop and how no one cares and how they want good female characters instead of “woke garbage”.
And I find it funny that even when shows/movies clearly don't flop, they just make shit up about how the MCU is "collapsing" or whatever, when it's probably the biggest entertainment brand in human history and only growing each year
Yeah. Completely unable to accept when things they don't like are successful, or when things they like are less successful.
Will Smith used to say he's so good his bombs made two hundred million.
If the internet was right, Brie Larson must be the greatest actor ever with her 1.2B "bomb".
Well see, what you don't understand is that clearly Disney bought all of the tickets to captain marvel screenings and gave them away. So in reality it bombed because no one went to see it.
“They don’t know how to write good female characters!! They just take a male superhero and put a wig on them! Remember ripely from aliens??”
The male to female ratio of the MCU is now 827,638,635,836,367:1! How dare they force representation!!
Remove this post.
You're scaring Ben Shapiro.
Does anyone else hope to see more Captain Carter? Or am I the only one
I’m kind of split on the subject
I'm divided on the idea personally.
I’m really torn about this
Seems we’re not **cut** from the same cloth
bruh I didn't see that coming 💀
she didnt either
Depending on flashback angles we could see twice as much of her as before!
I need more Hayley Atwell as Captain Carter in my life
I need more Hayley Atwell in my life
Me too. I was disappointed when they cancelled Agent Carter.
Man have you seen mom?
I gotta fever, and the only prescription is more Captain Carter
Update: yes I have
Wait, is there a she-hulk trailer I’m unaware of?
Now I’m pumped for it, but it’s 3 months away still.
Off to You Tube I go!
Swole Portman can throw me like miah-miah any day of the year.
A sequel where she becomes *Léona: the Professional*
before this era ends please. Kthxbye.
I'm stoked for she-hulk!
I misread that initially. Added an r.
Storked? Like she’d wrap you in a blanket and carry you in her beak to deliver to a family?
Stop giving me new fetishes. 😭😭😭😭
Either way works for me... 👉😎👉
Why not both?
Death by Snu-Snu
This has awoken something in me
She Hulk is just a thic Gomorrah. Change my mind.
Nah she's thicc Sodom.
Well, she’s from Earth. Thank you, I will take my Nobel Peace Prize.
Why is Gamora?
What does that have to do with peace?
I love peace
Peace was never an option
Peace in our time.
How do you spell Gamora so incorrectly
Though now I’m thinking of a new Marvel Sodom and Gamora movie with time-traveling hijinks. Playing Sodom will be either Matt Bomer or Neil Patrick Harris or Nathan Lane, or some ’super-hetero’ actor, like the Rock, but the ongoing joke is that everyone he meets assumes that he’s too buff and pretty to be straight.
that's my secret, cap ... i'm always gamora
Phase 4 is gonna put a lot of incels on suicide watch.
This is the way
Jordan Peterson in shambles rn.
I'm glad Hollywood is finally acknowledging women can be buff too.
I call it "the luisa madrigal effect"
I'm the Strong one, I'm not nervous, I'm as tough as the crust of the earth is
I move mountains. I move churches, and I glow ‘cause I know what my worth is …
I dig big ladies, I dog small ladies, but mostly I like cool stories with things I've. Not seen 2000 times before. I support all of this.
Captain Carter is the fucking hottest of the 3 and you can't tell me otherwise.
I can, but I won't. Kink shaming in the Pleasure Chamber is punishable by DEATH!
You do you, king.
You gonna think I'm crazy but it's the accent
It's not the curves, it's not the muscles, it's the accent that does it for me
No you're not crazy.
It’s the accent. A jacked British dommy mommy, melts me like butter.
I want to be mjolnir
NGL I’m disgusted with the She-Hulk design
Her muscles should be *bigger*
She hulk cgi looks so goofy hope they fix it
I’m sure they’ll fix it. Kind of like how the first Sonic movie had Sonic in that awful CGI but public pressure forced them to change it. Besides, it’s three months, anything could change.
Ifeel like she hulk and lady thor need more muscles
Surtur.. son of.. a bitch! You're still alive!
Yes, and… erm, Yes!
She Hulk looks like it will be a pretty good show but holy shit does she look TERRIBLE
My biggest issue is she isn't buff enough, like I don't know if the CGI isn't done yet but her arms and legs look skinny in a lot of shots. Like she-hulk thighs needs to be able to crush my head like a watermelon.
I feel the same, CGI is just keep getting downgraded
Buff women is the correct choice
I'm more interested in Emil Blonsky resurfacing after 14 years, tbh. They got Tom Roth back after all those years, which is great.
Also I'm interested to know what exactly "Attorney at law" suffix will bring to the show. Possible Nelson and Murdock cameo?
All I want is a buff mommy that can protect me and make me feel safe
Username checks out
Am i the only one that thinks the cgi on She hulks bad? And that Jane looks off?
The CGI in the trailer was a little ruff to say the least.
It was a little ruffalo
Not Jane but yea she hulk
I've learned I have a new type
Makes sense. They are suppose to be warriors and really strong ones.
This is what annoyed me a lot about Batwoman series. They casted Ruby Rose. She is tiny with tiny thin hands. And I have to believe she can throw 2m 90kg guy like it's nothing?
she hulk can smash me all day
You know, I really didnt need a new kink. Thanks marvel.
She hulks proportions maker her look like a green Avatar
I wish she was bigger, I mean thicker. uh I mean...how do I put this, Hulkier? Shaped more like hulk...yea.
2002: Natalie Portman arouses horny teenagers with a crop top.
(20 years later)
2022: Natalie Portman arouses horny teenagers by getting jacked.
Yesssss the age of powerful women! Between those two and Captain Marvel returning, I’m super stoked for the upcoming shows/movies
>!Two and a half women!<
Gorilla grip coochie 🦍
I am really exited for it but i really wished that she wasn't called She-Hulk, because the whole point is to have an independent superhero but the name just intrinsically ties her to the legacy instead of going out on her own..(I understand that's her name in the comics.. so ok).. but yeah, i'm really exited for it tho..
Jolly green mommy 🥵
Makes me wanna be HELD
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
Is it just me or does anyone else think they made she hulk a little bigger in the arms and legs? Like in most shots it just looks like they made her taller and Green. She doesn’t look that much stronger.
That's not buff. If any of them look "buff" its the actress in the midddle. XD
If this is indeed the theme for phase 4, then I’m all about it.
… I need therapy