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why is fr*nce not in all black ?

Just delete it from the map.

y’all could use the extra farmland

Have you seen Yorkshire? Aka Gods own country? We didn’t vote brexit for me to start calling them petite poi’s

🛩🛩🏢🏢

New Zealand would get shitty

The football team or the map?

Japan gets posting privilege because they drive on the left-hand side of the road (the best side)

>the left-hand side AKA the right side

why not all the other left side countries posting privilege too?

Cause Japanese cars go brrrrrrr

*Tokyo drift theme song intensifies*

miata 🤤

Japan is the only country which has LHT which never has never had anything to do with the UK. There are 75 countries which drive on the left, and only Japan has posting privileges. Most of the countries with viewing privileges only are LHT. Guyana and Suriname (formerly Dutch Guiana) are the only South American countries which are LHT (it's more West Indian than South American). Most of South and East Africa (all East African Community countries are LHT) is LHT, as are Australia, New Zealand, most of SE Asia, India, Pakistan, Myanmar, most Pacific island nations (Samoa only switched in 2009). Hong Kong and Macau are also LHT. The only other European countries which are LHT are Malta and Cyprus (both former British territories). So why the fuck is Japan so privileged (and do we ***REALLY*** think it's wise to give posting privileges to the Irish...?😜)...?! ​ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-\_and\_right-hand\_traffic

Because they didnt need our help to become LHT, they knew its greatness to begin with and as such must be enlightened people with great taste.

Why turkey?

😎💪🏿🇹🇷💪🏿😎💪🏿🇹🇷😎💪🏿😎

Tea and kebabs

Oi m8 hows tangerine man doin'

Because kebob

Donna kebab n nice haircuts cheers

they have a monopoly on our barbers now, don't want to get your throat cut

Tea drink

karaboga

Where else are we meant to get a haircut?

Because we nearly allied with them against Spain in the 1500s

"Nearly" doth butter no parsnips.

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Bojo likes to post here when he's shitfaced in the middle of ministerial breifings

YAY HONG KONG IS THERE, YOU GUYS DIDNT ABANDON US AGAIN

We lost you once, we cannot allow it to happen again when we get you back

When? Wait what?

The sun never sets..

please do it soon shits getting bad, I’ll prepare some tea for you lot when you arrive

I officially invite all humans to temporary British citizenship whenever they set foot in r/okmatewanker (*Please be aware this does NOT apply to French citizens or Argentinians or Tories*)

Priti Patel just had a seizure Reading that…do it again…

Allow all Rwandans into the UK but deport Priti into the Sun.

Can u censor Fr*nch next time, thx

Tory here, can confirm

ARGENTINA NUMERO UNO!!!!! VAMOS ESCALONETA ELIJO CREER ESTA COPA!!! 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

Falklands

Not even mad

Nonce confirmed

Anulo mufa 🗿

You'd rather those silly yanks have commenting privileges than our German brothers (despite their intrusive thoughts)?

YER GODDAMN TOOTIN WE NEED TO BAN THEM YANKS! I AGREE ABOUT GERMANS, AMERICANS SHOULD ALSO GET PRIVILEGES BECAUSE WE ARE THE SMARTEST AND THE BRAVEST! 💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥

I'm Anglo-Brazilian, so what category do I fall in?

If you were born in U.K. or live in it you’re fine.

I was born in Brazil but have a British father and citizenship, do I still get a pass?

Ok

Depends, is he a wanker?

Must provide proof.

If I was conceived in London, do I get a pass?

Ok

If my relatives faught against Ethiopia in '36, do I get a pass?

no

Kiwi lookin ass go back to your hobbit house

You are hereby granted posting privileges.

shru ul im so scool i gradutad top of the navy seals (like that cooy pasta) and im drukl sorrry if my spelling

Why Ethiopia/South Korea?

Ethiopia has a based pre Italian history. South Korea is better then North Korea.

Err actually North Korea is best Korea

You are now a moderator of r/Pyongyang

I’ve scrolled for over five minutes and still can’t tell if this is a satire sub

Pyongyang or okmatewanker? I’ll give you a clue: one of them is a pisstake.

Pyongyang, it’s satire but they’re quite committed to the bit

You are now banned from /r/pingpong

North Koreans couldn’t see this post anyway

대한민국 만세 💪💪💪💪💪💪😎😎😎😎👍👍👍🇰🇷🇰🇷

Fair. Honestly this is pretty close to perfect in my opinion. Not sure what you've got against most of South America though? I think at least Chile should be able to comment. And a lot of Central Asian countries are pretty cool despite their position, Armenia should definitely not be prohibited for example

I was forced to do that by priti Patel

What about Finland? We eat plain boiled potatoes and unseasoned chicken too you know.

Countries that supported Argentina during the Falklands War were mostly other South American countries, I imagine that’s why.

You realize this is a map of some random statistic and op just made their own legend for it

i am currently infringing the law (and I will do it again.)

So am I (everyone in Sunderland is a criminal by default)

What’d Ecuador do to you?

Doesnt exist

Always happy to support the Portuguese brothers

I think we Canadians should have higher privileges than the states. They shouldn't be kept in the same status as the commonwealth.

Agreed, Canada is decent States should have viewing privileges only. Somehow the yanks always misread the room

Canada is basically the same as america

I’m sorry, what?

Canada never charged us for coming to our aid in the world wars, Canada is far cooler than America

Think all the CANZUK should have posting privileges, cause theyre still good lads and subjects of King Charlie. Norway should be able to comment, they send us a tree every year and we can live and work in each other countries no matter EU shenanigans Chile should also be able to comment, they were the only South American country to back us in the Falklands. Good bunch of lads.

Aussies and Kiwis have posting privilege too

Commenting

Imagine not appreciating the sacrifices our ANZAC brothers made to show the Yanks the commonwealth could kill nazis better than them

Fix their zoning their cities look too similar to American cities.

We drive on the left, have the fucking Union Jack on our flags, speak British English and we have less posting rights than Japan and South Korea?

Yes bc you don’t know how to build cities properly

this is 1984

>speak British English All the Aussies I know speak like wannabe Californian valley girls with an Aussie twang

How come Japan gets to post? They are one of the least British countries.

Good urban planning

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And they love tea

And monarchy

And the sea.

I will give all of eastern europe posting privileges before i even consider letting the yank view this subreddit

Special relationship though.

Shit yourself

One has both posting and commenting privileges tally ho!

Can’t we prohibit people from Birmingham?

Andy street will get angry

Strong fuck you to the Central African Republic, but they know what they did

It’s just such a stupid country imagine saying “God save the Central African Republic.”

Also look, it’s clearly not central, someone’s nudged it to the left. It’s like the picked a theme and decided to half ass it.

I CAN STILL COMMENT 🤩🤩🤪

Greenland should say “No data”

Yo I’m Australian but I fucking love tea and fish and chips could I get some if those posting privileges for old time sake

I feel the Polish should get commenting and posting privileges their immigrants here always unclog our public lavatories

No more tiling the bathroom for you!!!!🤬

Their shops are also our only source of continetnal Europe quality bread

Why Israel and Malta?

Malta is very British and Zionism is good actually

I'm sure colonialism based on religious texts from 2000 years ago justifies genocide even tho the same books say that these people aren't Israelis and possibly not even descendants of the people from the books.

Israel is a liberal democracy containing Israelis and Palestinians

ahhhhhhh noooo palestine so good palestine oppressed, need to support palestine (what homophobia, being stabbed to death for being trans) (cries in anti-Zionism)

Guys I swear Palestine will totally become a free and liberal democracy and not just another dictatorship!!!!

Palestine doesn’t exist

Prohibited gang 😎

The fuck can Americans comment and the fuck are Americans on the same level as our commonwealth cousins who all bask under the same glory of the EMPIRE UPON WHICH THE SUN MEVER SETS FUCK YEAH!

I was born in Libya, moved to the UK, but don't have citizenship where do I go

You can comment on Scotland and Wales but not England

Why are Americans allowed

Only thirteen colonies but I could only select countries so

100% legit from real prime minister 😎 Lmao what prime minister???

Which**

I love how you're like, "Mongolia, you're cool, you're allowed 💕"

I mean Siberia is so desolate they're kinda an honourary island democracy.

Are we big fans of Portugal?

I'm Swedish. Am I allowed

No you tried to invade us a bit over 300 years ago.

Fuck off try to stop me, you're the mutts of europe

Where's Gibraltar. Also, where is the clitoris.

Excellent post mush 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

why argentina?

I pay here my taxes so I’ll do whatever I please.

Which PM made you legit? I got my legit from Greggs. Sadly, the vegan one for me. But I feel no shame for not eating Ford V8 engines for lunch. I eat the Merlin engine block for dinner and it is verified vegan and won WW2

As an Uruguayan whose country was invaded by the British in the 1800's, and currently provides logistical and medical support to the Falklands I demand commenting privileges as reparations and compensation 😡😡😠🤬😠😡

Ecuador doesn’t exist you actually live in Central African Republican

When did I ever mention Ecuador

Cope

japan gets privileges because they drive on the correct side of the road

Petition for Chile because they provided what intelligence they could to britain against the argie nonces

Viewing privileges

*gives Japan posting privileges for some reason* *weeaboo confirmed* *denying further posting privileges*

They’re a monarchist island nation with good urban planning that’s been fighting their continent for two decades.

I think y’all owe India some posting privileges

India deserves posting privileges because unless they post their recipes here we'll be stuck with British food and the pound hasnt crashed enough to make me eat boiled potatoes with unseasoned beef

~~Viewing privileges gang 😎~~

You view with your eyes not your comments, please delete this

No Zionists, no Turkeys, no Porch of Geese 🤮

Egypt here: return the slab you cunts

Pakistan prohibited India isn't fuck you cunt

I recon Brazil should at least get commenting privileges, their women are the only reason anyone watches beach volley ball

Least degenerate redditor

India deserves posting privileges. Also why ukraine lol

What’s Serbia done wrong?

Genocide

30 years ago, and all the main players in the war got prosecuted.

American here, but don’t other nations have posting/commenting privileges that correspond to how drunk they are?

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Just think of it as a siesta, loosen that stuff upper lip just a bit.

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* Fr*nce. I never said they should be allowed to comment, and don’t you put that evil on me.

Why Brazil?

Penis balls sex

Shit list m8

Laos W we get viewing privileges 😎

Allez allez prohibe moi salopard, tartuffe, malandrin.

Ecuador need not apply

ayo what happened with ecuador

Doesn’t exist

maltans explaining why they are allowed to post

Wait why is Guyana in communicating? But the carribean isnt or the whole of south america

What about India man 🇮🇳🥷

I’M SO HAPPY THAT WE WONDERFUL AMERICANS ARE ALLOWED TO COMMENT PROBABLY BECAUSE WE ARE THE SMARTEST THE BRAVEST AND HAVE THE MOST FREEEDOM!!!!!!! PLUS WE INVENTED HOT DOGS, THE CAR, THE INTERNET AND FREEDOM!!!!! YOUR WELCOME!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥💪💪🦅🦅😎😎😎

Only thirteen colonies Texans are prohibited

Tunisian expat gang rise up ✊️

Don't allow south USA to comment.

Why the fuck does the USA get commenting privileges

Only thirteen colonies

Why USA?

If I went from Brazil and live at Portugal does it still counts?

Yes

Why is fr*nce there it shouldn’t exist(fr*ench🤮)

Tf did Hungary do lol

Orban bad