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somewhat_supple

why is fr*nce not in all black ?


Mosley_Gamer

Just delete it from the map.


somewhat_supple

y’all could use the extra farmland


Stepjamm

Have you seen Yorkshire? Aka Gods own country? We didn’t vote brexit for me to start calling them petite poi’s


willgiverobuxforsex

🛩🛩🏢🏢


FiggyRed

New Zealand would get shitty


thesct

The football team or the map?


godlyuniverse1

Japan gets posting privilege because they drive on the left-hand side of the road (the best side)


Huabiao1980

>the left-hand side AKA the right side


wb6mc

why not all the other left side countries posting privilege too?


Tub_of_jam66

Cause Japanese cars go brrrrrrr


floppywinky

*Tokyo drift theme song intensifies*


EpicBoomerMoments

miata 🤤


ManikShamanik

Japan is the only country which has LHT which never has never had anything to do with the UK. There are 75 countries which drive on the left, and only Japan has posting privileges. Most of the countries with viewing privileges only are LHT. Guyana and Suriname (formerly Dutch Guiana) are the only South American countries which are LHT (it's more West Indian than South American). Most of South and East Africa (all East African Community countries are LHT) is LHT, as are Australia, New Zealand, most of SE Asia, India, Pakistan, Myanmar, most Pacific island nations (Samoa only switched in 2009). Hong Kong and Macau are also LHT. The only other European countries which are LHT are Malta and Cyprus (both former British territories). So why the fuck is Japan so privileged (and do we ***REALLY*** think it's wise to give posting privileges to the Irish...?😜)...?! ​ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-\_and\_right-hand\_traffic


godlyuniverse1

Because they didnt need our help to become LHT, they knew its greatness to begin with and as such must be enlightened people with great taste.


Kadir_Duman

Why turkey?


RGBCube

😎💪🏿🇹🇷💪🏿😎💪🏿🇹🇷😎💪🏿😎


Aubergine_Man1987

Tea and kebabs


_ThatOneFurry_

Oi m8 hows tangerine man doin'


Mosley_Gamer

Because kebob


DumbFox_

Donna kebab n nice haircuts cheers


joe2596

they have a monopoly on our barbers now, don't want to get your throat cut


Wet_Sponge

Tea drink


ieatmentoss17

karaboga


Lunar_Mcdondald

Where else are we meant to get a haircut?


sprydeflation

Because we nearly allied with them against Spain in the 1500s


slaxipants

"Nearly" doth butter no parsnips.


ElSapio

K


Kadir_Duman

A


RGBCube

R


Armeduck

A


jAzZy-bArRy

B


Wiz4rdus

O


noonereadsthisstuff

Bojo likes to post here when he's shitfaced in the middle of ministerial breifings


Comrade_Goldfish

YAY HONG KONG IS THERE, YOU GUYS DIDNT ABANDON US AGAIN


Bipppo

We lost you once, we cannot allow it to happen again when we get you back


Comrade_Goldfish

When? Wait what?


george23000

The sun never sets..


E_MC_2__

please do it soon shits getting bad, I’ll prepare some tea for you lot when you arrive


Chinohito

I officially invite all humans to temporary British citizenship whenever they set foot in r/okmatewanker (*Please be aware this does NOT apply to French citizens or Argentinians or Tories*)


sharkyman27

Priti Patel just had a seizure Reading that…do it again…


joe2596

Allow all Rwandans into the UK but deport Priti into the Sun.


IHaveFailedAtLife

Can u censor Fr*nch next time, thx


GeorgeCroydon

Tory here, can confirm


ultimatepepechu

ARGENTINA NUMERO UNO!!!!! VAMOS ESCALONETA ELIJO CREER ESTA COPA!!! 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷


Chinohito

Falklands


ultimatepepechu

Not even mad


[deleted]

Nonce confirmed


TheExpertOnTheMatter

Anulo mufa 🗿


baileymash7

You'd rather those silly yanks have commenting privileges than our German brothers (despite their intrusive thoughts)?


Boy-Abunda

YER GODDAMN TOOTIN WE NEED TO BAN THEM YANKS! I AGREE ABOUT GERMANS, AMERICANS SHOULD ALSO GET PRIVILEGES BECAUSE WE ARE THE SMARTEST AND THE BRAVEST! 💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥


ABTL6

I'm Anglo-Brazilian, so what category do I fall in?


CameroniteTory

If you were born in U.K. or live in it you’re fine.


ABTL6

I was born in Brazil but have a British father and citizenship, do I still get a pass?


CameroniteTory

Ok


Lego105

Depends, is he a wanker?


TartarasUnicorn

Must provide proof.


Expensive-Variety226

If I was conceived in London, do I get a pass?


CameroniteTory

Ok


Gagaoreo

If my relatives faught against Ethiopia in '36, do I get a pass?


Couldnthinkofname2

no


Gagaoreo

Kiwi lookin ass go back to your hobbit house


---cheetos---

You are hereby granted posting privileges.


Couldnthinkofname2

shru ul im so scool i gradutad top of the navy seals (like that cooy pasta) and im drukl sorrry if my spelling


Extension-Ad-2760

Why Ethiopia/South Korea?


CameroniteTory

Ethiopia has a based pre Italian history. South Korea is better then North Korea.


Mosley_Gamer

Err actually North Korea is best Korea


Additional_Wrap_6777

You are now a moderator of r/Pyongyang


Level-Ad-1940

I’ve scrolled for over five minutes and still can’t tell if this is a satire sub


Additional_Wrap_6777

Pyongyang or okmatewanker? I’ll give you a clue: one of them is a pisstake.


Level-Ad-1940

Pyongyang, it’s satire but they’re quite committed to the bit


Hobbitcraftlol

You are now banned from /r/pingpong


Anti-charizard

North Koreans couldn’t see this post anyway


DerpDaDuck3751

대한민국 만세 💪💪💪💪💪💪😎😎😎😎👍👍👍🇰🇷🇰🇷


Extension-Ad-2760

Fair. Honestly this is pretty close to perfect in my opinion. Not sure what you've got against most of South America though? I think at least Chile should be able to comment. And a lot of Central Asian countries are pretty cool despite their position, Armenia should definitely not be prohibited for example


CameroniteTory

I was forced to do that by priti Patel


_ThatOneFurry_

What about Finland? We eat plain boiled potatoes and unseasoned chicken too you know.


GulliblePea3691

Countries that supported Argentina during the Falklands War were mostly other South American countries, I imagine that’s why.


Testavansnob

You realize this is a map of some random statistic and op just made their own legend for it


igotbanned-_-fornow

i am currently infringing the law (and I will do it again.)


sprydeflation

So am I (everyone in Sunderland is a criminal by default)


[deleted]

What’d Ecuador do to you?


CameroniteTory

Doesnt exist


James_Moist_

Always happy to support the Portuguese brothers


demutrudu

I think we Canadians should have higher privileges than the states. They shouldn't be kept in the same status as the commonwealth.


Sudden_Reality_7441

Agreed, Canada is decent States should have viewing privileges only. Somehow the yanks always misread the room


CameroniteTory

Canada is basically the same as america


aetonnen

I’m sorry, what?


sprydeflation

Canada never charged us for coming to our aid in the world wars, Canada is far cooler than America


hoolcolbery

Think all the CANZUK should have posting privileges, cause theyre still good lads and subjects of King Charlie. Norway should be able to comment, they send us a tree every year and we can live and work in each other countries no matter EU shenanigans Chile should also be able to comment, they were the only South American country to back us in the Falklands. Good bunch of lads.


oldtrack

Aussies and Kiwis have posting privilege too


CameroniteTory

Commenting


sprydeflation

Imagine not appreciating the sacrifices our ANZAC brothers made to show the Yanks the commonwealth could kill nazis better than them


CameroniteTory

Fix their zoning their cities look too similar to American cities.


GOOEYGO

We drive on the left, have the fucking Union Jack on our flags, speak British English and we have less posting rights than Japan and South Korea?


CameroniteTory

Yes bc you don’t know how to build cities properly


wb6mc

this is 1984


Almighty_Egg

>speak British English All the Aussies I know speak like wannabe Californian valley girls with an Aussie twang


GOOEYGO

How come Japan gets to post? They are one of the least British countries.


CameroniteTory

Good urban planning


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sprydeflation

And they love tea


Additional_Wrap_6777

And monarchy


Bizaloid

And the sea.


Guardsman_Miku

I will give all of eastern europe posting privileges before i even consider letting the yank view this subreddit


CameroniteTory

Special relationship though.


Feralfurries

Shit yourself


[deleted]

One has both posting and commenting privileges tally ho!


[deleted]

Can’t we prohibit people from Birmingham?


CameroniteTory

Andy street will get angry


FiggyRed

Strong fuck you to the Central African Republic, but they know what they did


CameroniteTory

It’s just such a stupid country imagine saying “God save the Central African Republic.”


FiggyRed

Also look, it’s clearly not central, someone’s nudged it to the left. It’s like the picked a theme and decided to half ass it.


sad_femboi

I CAN STILL COMMENT 🤩🤩🤪


hetfrzzl

Greenland should say “No data”


XDXD23

Yo I’m Australian but I fucking love tea and fish and chips could I get some if those posting privileges for old time sake


StarGG4358

I feel the Polish should get commenting and posting privileges their immigrants here always unclog our public lavatories


Kacper_Arathey

No more tiling the bathroom for you!!!!🤬


sprydeflation

Their shops are also our only source of continetnal Europe quality bread


[deleted]

Why Israel and Malta?


CameroniteTory

Malta is very British and Zionism is good actually


[deleted]

I'm sure colonialism based on religious texts from 2000 years ago justifies genocide even tho the same books say that these people aren't Israelis and possibly not even descendants of the people from the books.


CameroniteTory

Israel is a liberal democracy containing Israelis and Palestinians


hetfrzzl

ahhhhhhh noooo palestine so good palestine oppressed, need to support palestine (what homophobia, being stabbed to death for being trans) (cries in anti-Zionism)


GreenskinGouger

Guys I swear Palestine will totally become a free and liberal democracy and not just another dictatorship!!!!


CameroniteTory

Palestine doesn’t exist


Sheesh5000

Prohibited gang 😎


Murky-Garden-9967

The fuck can Americans comment and the fuck are Americans on the same level as our commonwealth cousins who all bask under the same glory of the EMPIRE UPON WHICH THE SUN MEVER SETS FUCK YEAH!


swanqil

I was born in Libya, moved to the UK, but don't have citizenship where do I go


Additional_Wrap_6777

You can comment on Scotland and Wales but not England


TinyPardus

Why are Americans allowed


CameroniteTory

Only thirteen colonies but I could only select countries so


MysticMount

100% legit from real prime minister 😎 Lmao what prime minister???


thesct

Which**


anongirl_black

I love how you're like, "Mongolia, you're cool, you're allowed 💕"


Corvid187

I mean Siberia is so desolate they're kinda an honourary island democracy.


[deleted]

Are we big fans of Portugal?


sverigeochskog

I'm Swedish. Am I allowed


CameroniteTory

No you tried to invade us a bit over 300 years ago.


sverigeochskog

Fuck off try to stop me, you're the mutts of europe


Oleshka02

Where's Gibraltar. Also, where is the clitoris.


McDaints

Excellent post mush 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


valentonto

why argentina?


anxiously-anonymous

I pay here my taxes so I’ll do whatever I please.


ShortNefariousness2

Which PM made you legit? I got my legit from Greggs. Sadly, the vegan one for me. But I feel no shame for not eating Ford V8 engines for lunch. I eat the Merlin engine block for dinner and it is verified vegan and won WW2


Leandropo7

As an Uruguayan whose country was invaded by the British in the 1800's, and currently provides logistical and medical support to the Falklands I demand commenting privileges as reparations and compensation 😡😡😠🤬😠😡


CameroniteTory

Ecuador doesn’t exist you actually live in Central African Republican


Leandropo7

When did I ever mention Ecuador


CameroniteTory

Cope


beetroot_salads

japan gets privileges because they drive on the correct side of the road


[deleted]

Petition for Chile because they provided what intelligence they could to britain against the argie nonces


CameroniteTory

Viewing privileges


Domhofbeer

*gives Japan posting privileges for some reason* *weeaboo confirmed* *denying further posting privileges*


CameroniteTory

They’re a monarchist island nation with good urban planning that’s been fighting their continent for two decades.


ragingrandyrivers

I think y’all owe India some posting privileges


sprydeflation

India deserves posting privileges because unless they post their recipes here we'll be stuck with British food and the pound hasnt crashed enough to make me eat boiled potatoes with unseasoned beef


maramaol

~~Viewing privileges gang 😎~~


SwagManLog

You view with your eyes not your comments, please delete this


pixel2468

No Zionists, no Turkeys, no Porch of Geese 🤮


TheMailMan2

Egypt here: return the slab you cunts


Busy-Ad4425

Pakistan prohibited India isn't fuck you cunt


Swaggy_pig

I recon Brazil should at least get commenting privileges, their women are the only reason anyone watches beach volley ball


CameroniteTory

Least degenerate redditor


Chairmanwowsaywhat

India deserves posting privileges. Also why ukraine lol


iwanttobeacavediver

What’s Serbia done wrong?


CameroniteTory

Genocide


iwanttobeacavediver

30 years ago, and all the main players in the war got prosecuted.


Straight-Driver-4683

American here, but don’t other nations have posting/commenting privileges that correspond to how drunk they are?


[deleted]

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Straight-Driver-4683

Just think of it as a siesta, loosen that stuff upper lip just a bit.


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Straight-Driver-4683

* Fr*nce. I never said they should be allowed to comment, and don’t you put that evil on me.


Anti-charizard

Why Brazil?


Past-Hunt

Penis balls sex


adamdidthistome

Shit list m8


Greenfroggygaming

Laos W we get viewing privileges 😎


Mantellii

Allez allez prohibe moi salopard, tartuffe, malandrin.


sexurmom

Ecuador need not apply


cotopaxi64

ayo what happened with ecuador


CameroniteTory

Doesn’t exist


regular_dumbass

maltans explaining why they are allowed to post


Optalk123

Wait why is Guyana in communicating? But the carribean isnt or the whole of south america


EnvironmentalClue976

What about India man 🇮🇳🥷


Boy-Abunda

I’M SO HAPPY THAT WE WONDERFUL AMERICANS ARE ALLOWED TO COMMENT PROBABLY BECAUSE WE ARE THE SMARTEST THE BRAVEST AND HAVE THE MOST FREEEDOM!!!!!!! PLUS WE INVENTED HOT DOGS, THE CAR, THE INTERNET AND FREEDOM!!!!! YOUR WELCOME!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥💪💪🦅🦅😎😎😎


CameroniteTory

Only thirteen colonies Texans are prohibited


Shuzen_Fujimori

Tunisian expat gang rise up ✊️


joe2596

Don't allow south USA to comment.


Bionic_Ferir

Why the fuck does the USA get commenting privileges


CameroniteTory

Only thirteen colonies


Coammanderdata

Why USA?


levimonarca

If I went from Brazil and live at Portugal does it still counts?


CameroniteTory

Yes


Anime_Boi_69420

Why is fr*nce there it shouldn’t exist(fr*ench🤮)


thebloodshotone

Tf did Hungary do lol


CameroniteTory

Orban bad


ElieCoco

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